Ann Valentine
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Ann Valentine
@avsolutions.bsky.social
Sex+ gaymer and leftist advocate. Nice to meet you. (L)GBT
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Okay, if the companions in BG3 weren't all bi, I have figured out all of their preferences.

Shadowheart: lesbian. Very loving and giving. She fronts tough for Shar, but she really wants cuddles.

Astarion: bi, but prefers men. A sexual autuer. He gives to his partners. It's how he lured them in.
My gf has to hug other women at a slight angle so their boobs can fit together like a puzzle piece. I call it Titrus. 😆🧡🤍🤍
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
How about no? How about we make sure EVERYONE know when someone's game is nothing but AI slop? How about we be made FULLY AWARE when someone is so creatively bankrupt that they have to use AI to make their games?! How about that, corpo rat?
Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says Steam should drop its ‘Made with AI’ tags
‘AI will be involved in nearly all future production.’
www.theverge.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Conservative men want to bang virgins because they don't want women with some frame of reference for how shit they are in bed. Fellas, here's the thing - even a virgin knows when you suck at sex. They know.
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Of course, no AA or AAA game is going to be critical of capitalism. The source of ALL evil.
The Outer Worlds 2 lead says his RPG isn't a critique of capitalism, but Baldur's Gate 3's publishing lead isn't so sure: "Expression in video games is cooked"
"...because the puppet master still holds the strings"
www.gamesradar.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The new Bond game says we can play however loud or softly we like. Kinda hoping the game acknowledges when we take the quiet approach. Not have it be where we are all quiet, and then everything goes to shit anyway and you get yelled at for being loud.
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Shit! He figured out their master plan! 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Really, @cnbc.com?! Device hoarding? Holding on to something that works? I get that you are a corpo rat publication, but Jesus!
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It says a lot about a guy when the biggest insult they can make of another man is to compare him to a woman. Says a lot about how that guy sees women, too.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Who is the consensual baboon fucker?! www.instagram.com/reel/DRgjWCF...
Meme_piece on Instagram
32K likes, 161 comments - meme_piece.daily on November 25, 2025
www.instagram.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Don't you just feel so bad for them? 🫩
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Right?!
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"Name something women do better than men!"

Run an organization, handle pain, pay attention to details, learn from mistakes, and most importantly - have sex with women.

Men WISH they could have sex with a woman as well as another woman can. 🧡🤍🩷
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Happy Turkey Feasting Day, Bluesky peeps. Especially the LGBT ones. 😜🧡🤍🩷
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hegseth saying that the Scouts don't cultivate "masculine values" is so fucking funny, to me. What about that empty-headed suit is masculine? His dick and balls? Know plenty of trans women who have those, and who bang more women than he EVER will! That man is anti-masculine!
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I'm sorry to the masochist gamers who feel the need to torment themselves by having soulsborne games be as hard as humanly possible, but the difficulty setting in Lies of P make the game more fun. Now I can take in the atmosphere more and enjoy experimenting with weapons more. Good stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If we get to the point that AI is making its own games, I am done. I will leave the hobby. AI doesn't create new things. It riffs on what it was programmed to know. If gaming becomes AI making rehashed games over and over again, then I have no desire to continue with this hobby.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
"Why do githyanki have boobs when they reproduce with eggs?"

I don't fucking know! Why do mermaids have boobs when they are literal fish people?! Makes just as little sense.

"That one is to lure sailors to their deaths. Nobody can resist titties."

*feels awkward thinking it would work on me* 🫩🧡🤍🩷
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"Do you think that the third part of the FFVII remake will have turn-based combat?!"

I fucking hope not. Got used to the active combat style. Wanna play as Vincent with it. The last game denied me that. If this next game denies me that too, Imma be pissed. Ngl.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
In other news - the sky is blue.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The day is coming when people can gene mod their perfect children. I can just tell that the first thing conservatives are gonna want is to mod out potential gayness or gender dysphoria in their children.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Evil won the battle for humanity.

"But look at all the amazing things humanity has built!"

Yeah, all the businesses for capitalism. All the military power to slaughter people ot powerful enough to fight back. All the "public space" that is really just stealing nature. Evil won.
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The kids see AI as fake. I think the kids are alright.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I am convinced the men who run fashion are just evil. All we want are pockets and boob support. What do we get instead? Glass bras for women with A cups! I mean, cool glasswork, but why can we not have nice things? I wear guy pants just because they have pockets. Same with guy hoodies. 🫩🧡🤍🩷
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Yeah, gurl! 😎
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
So, every lesbian relationship has two types of women. The first is the one who has either golden retriever energy or total slut energy, and the other is the mature adult in tue relationship who has a habit of momming her.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM