Get them all "don't bully me I'll cum" t-shirts as their new uniforms

My old roommate had a bright red Ram 2500 with a big ol American flag/Vietnam veteran window wrap on the back windshield, and it would confuse the hell out of people when they'd see me, a tiny young punk girl, climbing down out of it

This is exactly how I make myself get out of bed in the morning when I don't want to get up: I think about the nice caffinated beverage I'm going to treat myself to, or how pleasant my bike ride in will be

I'm incredibly lucky: when I got my cancer diagnosis, not only did my partner NOT leave me despite the fact that we'd only been dating a few months, he insisted that I move in with him so he could care for me after the surgery.

I'm a criminal defense paralegal in private practice, but I got to attend my state's Public Defender conference last year and, yeah, can confirm.