Avril Paradis
@avril-paradis.bsky.social
High-saturation Goth, Former Cheesemonger, Systems Critic
Hahahaha what a fucking loser
September 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hahahaha what a fucking loser
Scored a 12-pack of homemade tamales from Los Perez, aren't they gorgeous???
July 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Scored a 12-pack of homemade tamales from Los Perez, aren't they gorgeous???
Stopped at Wequiock Falls on the way back home from birthday weekend vacay in Door County
June 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Stopped at Wequiock Falls on the way back home from birthday weekend vacay in Door County
Bro didn't want to share the deck
June 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Bro didn't want to share the deck
I am, in many ways, a petty and small person
May 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I am, in many ways, a petty and small person
My butthole is about to be the most hygienic butthole in the Midwest
May 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My butthole is about to be the most hygienic butthole in the Midwest
A bug buzzed me while we were trying to take a nice picture of my pretty lepoard print dress
May 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A bug buzzed me while we were trying to take a nice picture of my pretty lepoard print dress
Friendly next-door doggie Louis came to visit me and my cat Boris today. Boris was less thrilled than I was
April 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Friendly next-door doggie Louis came to visit me and my cat Boris today. Boris was less thrilled than I was
Took a trip to Chicago for a couple days and visited the Medieval Torture Museum
April 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Took a trip to Chicago for a couple days and visited the Medieval Torture Museum
Thinking about printing this off and putting it up on the door of my office at the prestigious downtown criminal defense law firm
March 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Thinking about printing this off and putting it up on the door of my office at the prestigious downtown criminal defense law firm
I've been getting a ton of use out of this meme lately
February 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I've been getting a ton of use out of this meme lately
Went for a terribly cold walk in 15 degree weather and arctic wind down the east side bike path the other day and noticed that someone had graffitied TURN OFF TV on every lane dash. The blue lettering looks satisfying against the yellow stripe
January 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Went for a terribly cold walk in 15 degree weather and arctic wind down the east side bike path the other day and noticed that someone had graffitied TURN OFF TV on every lane dash. The blue lettering looks satisfying against the yellow stripe
If I could choose any time/place to live, I'd choose to live in Paris in the 1850s because that's when all the best musicals take place
January 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If I could choose any time/place to live, I'd choose to live in Paris in the 1850s because that's when all the best musicals take place
This Pop-a-Razzi Punch, an alcoholic beverage garnished with Pop Rocks, intruiged me at the AMC Movie Theatre bar last night. I did not order it.
January 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
This Pop-a-Razzi Punch, an alcoholic beverage garnished with Pop Rocks, intruiged me at the AMC Movie Theatre bar last night. I did not order it.
Eggers is a goddamn genius. Everything he does is fantastic. I watched Nosferatu twice in the théâtre this week and plan to go again before it leaves. Gorgeous. Atmospheric. All those descriptors.
December 31, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Eggers is a goddamn genius. Everything he does is fantastic. I watched Nosferatu twice in the théâtre this week and plan to go again before it leaves. Gorgeous. Atmospheric. All those descriptors.
He's a regular Rory Calhoun
December 17, 2024 at 1:22 AM
He's a regular Rory Calhoun
The turkey hat is the star of the show every Thanksgiving 🦃🦃
November 29, 2024 at 1:02 AM
The turkey hat is the star of the show every Thanksgiving 🦃🦃
Remembered my turkey hat for my dad this year 🦃🦃
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Remembered my turkey hat for my dad this year 🦃🦃
Best picture of Biscuit ever?
November 28, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Best picture of Biscuit ever?
Staying true to his English roots by making mince pies for Thanksgiving dinner with the family tomorrow 🏴🇬🇧
November 27, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Staying true to his English roots by making mince pies for Thanksgiving dinner with the family tomorrow 🏴🇬🇧
It's almost time for me to wear this dumb turkey hat to Thanksgiving dinner - I wore it to ONE THANKSGIVING as a joke, and now if I don't wear it every single year my dad gets really disappointed and asks if I lost it 🙄
November 26, 2024 at 12:34 AM
It's almost time for me to wear this dumb turkey hat to Thanksgiving dinner - I wore it to ONE THANKSGIVING as a joke, and now if I don't wear it every single year my dad gets really disappointed and asks if I lost it 🙄