avos5.bsky.social
@avos5.bsky.social
I have been slowly simmering on my lucario opinion but im finally ready to announce
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My spouse is not entertained by pokemon naming pun conventions.

So i should just bombard her with them until she stockholm syndromes her way into loving them?

Thats how it works right
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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It is good
Stacie approves.
Hello, it is pot roast season.

No further comment.
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hello, it is pot roast season.

No further comment.
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Where the actual fuck does this quote come from because it is not red and blue from prof oak as implied
August 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Microwave your bacon and thank me later
August 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What collab will they think of next
July 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@unreality.bsky.social why dont we have cucumber ice cream now
July 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"he said we havent made a new (science thing) since the 1900s, he said 30 years ago"
July 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Marriage is pretty easy

You just gotta learn to listen to your partner and have a solid foundation of communicating needs and addressing common goals

Youd be surprised how many times the answer is cheese
July 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I dont often get to talk about my work

but today im happy to announce that my olives are not covered in fungus
June 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ive been informed

Chicago is to blame for square cut pizza

I have never hated chicago more in my life.
June 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My favorite part of the core gameplay of tcg pocket

Is when you have to tap 17 times to get one promo card and you repeat that gameplay loop 45 times every solo event grind

Its not annoying at all to sit through these animations every time and have to open every single card pack individually
June 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Cats
June 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Cute right until he starts using claws to pull
June 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Gary, please move
May 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Unfortunately, caffeine doesnt fix burnout
May 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I have been summoned.

They taste like you just sandblasted your mouth with poison

0/10

Follow me for more plant facts and reviews
what do fresh olives taste like. does anyone eat those
May 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I pulled enough dialga packs to buy 2 with pity points, got a palkia from wonder trade, im convinced the packs were bait

I guess i pull my free packs to try and find a garchomp til set 3
I am 199 packs into dialga/palkia and neither one has shown up for me

Im starting to believe they dont exist
April 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I am 199 packs into dialga/palkia and neither one has shown up for me

Im starting to believe they dont exist
April 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Is a berry:
Orange, pumpkin, cucumber, grape, tomato

Is not a berry (but named -berry):
Strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, cloudberry, mulberry

Is a -berry named berry:
Blueberry, cranberry, lingonberry

People are very good at naming plants
Ok, so that's doable but the number overwhelmed me. So I think, alright, let's do a page of berries. Technically there's over 400, but i think I can focus on the main ones. Surely they're all aesthetically similar enough.

Surely.

...of course i was wrong. BANANAS are berries too!!!
April 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
April 1st is the worst day to be on the internet
April 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I am once again calling for people to quit science and do art.
March 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hello, I do a lot of research diagramming in MS Paint

And since this one will never make it to publication, you all get to enjoy

All of my so-called "scientist" colleagues tell me "bio render is free to staff" and "you should use it, its better" but i disagree
March 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM