This has been made fun of relentlessly, but I feel like no one has mentioned that this hypothetical strong sexy conservative man craves exactly two things from his wife:
babies and pies

.@mikepetriello.bsky.social pointed out a few weeks ago that Mookie Betts had significantly shortened and flattened his swing after meeting with JD Martinez about his hitting woes this year, but it seems like in the last week or two he's found more of a middle ground.

So how about that Louis Varland kid, huh @foolishbb.bsky.social?

Similar with Zyhir Hope, more swing and miss but I don't see how you're gonna fix that by keeping him in Great Lakes where he's just absolutely feasting on A+ pitching. I know the org generally takes things slow with prospects, but still this just seems absurd.

Does @chadmoriyama.bsky.social (or anyone they know) have an idea as to why Josue De Paula might still be in A+? He's played 108 games there the past year and has a .420 OBP + has walked more than he's K'd. Is there some reason I'm missing as to why he hasn't been brought up to Tulsa yet?

LAX transit center opening day!

.@foolishbb.bsky.social Was rewatching your OOTP24 video for some background noise and man this game is sometimes prophetic

oh boy! can't wait to see their valuable input!

Guy 1: We should start a new settlement here
Guy 2: Idk man, it's like fucking Hillsville out here
Guy 1: Holy shit say that again

Giggling at this map

Objectively correct choices that everyone with a real ballot should pick

this shit cost $8 wtf man

hmm

I have discovered some very odd things happening