It's how my grandfather died. Put one more log on the fire, took a nap. That's all it takes, one freak accident.

It would also be very glitchy and have more Keanu Reeves in your brain.

youtu.be/P6ExxX9kITo?...

I read somewhere that it was like 5 lbs of weight for every 20 lbs of child. Obviously I know said chart was for children, but I definitely love the concept of it just continuing. Because according to that, I'd need over 80lbs of blanket for my fat ass ha ha ha. That's a blanket with uranium beads.

I got a 2 player mod for the original Zelda 2. Might need to try that at some point. It will be.... 50% as good.

Damn! Jealous! It's seriously the lost Zelda game.

In a non-analogue horror way I assume.

We'll have to wait. I ran out of money.

I WAS half expecting to find him dead every time I woke up. He was in so much pain

I'm just very thankful that for whatever reason I remembered to switch my tires early this year

It was certainly something

And when I say obnoxious, imagine this:

Footage of someone doing a halfpipe on a skateboard and footage of someone surfing, but they alternate every frame and one of them is inverted colours.

Imagine shit like that, put to indy thrash metal for 30 minutes. I just wanted more Reboot, not this.

Eh... if someone really cared, they could screw me over without a plate anyways