Average Jane
@averagejane.bsky.social
I mostly talk about pets, board games, gardening, coffee and recipes. I only speak for myself. Yes, I will go to brunch with you. | She/her
Izzy was only with us for a short time, but he made friends wherever he went and left a lasting impression.
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Izzy was only with us for a short time, but he made friends wherever he went and left a lasting impression.
Nothing gets you sprinting out of bed like a loud crash with the sound of breaking glass.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Nothing gets you sprinting out of bed like a loud crash with the sound of breaking glass.
My Honda Fit confronted a deer on the highway and lost. (Spouse was driving and is fine - yay for modern safety features!) For a car that was discontinued five years ago, the used ones are PRICEY. But I’m still getting another one.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My Honda Fit confronted a deer on the highway and lost. (Spouse was driving and is fine - yay for modern safety features!) For a car that was discontinued five years ago, the used ones are PRICEY. But I’m still getting another one.
My body has been back from vacation for a week and a half but my brain still wants to be here.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My body has been back from vacation for a week and a half but my brain still wants to be here.
I had a glorious mullet in the late ‘80s, made possible by lots of Aquanet hairspray.
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I had a glorious mullet in the late ‘80s, made possible by lots of Aquanet hairspray.
Enjoying the ocean one last time before I have to go home to Midwestern gloom.
October 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Enjoying the ocean one last time before I have to go home to Midwestern gloom.
Happy 16th birthday to Dr. Jones! He’s my favorite cat (don’t tell the rest).
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy 16th birthday to Dr. Jones! He’s my favorite cat (don’t tell the rest).
Now this one’s staring up at the ceiling. I’m in no mood for a haunting right now.
October 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Now this one’s staring up at the ceiling. I’m in no mood for a haunting right now.
Should I be worried?
October 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Should I be worried?
I used all my candy eyeballs yesterday on a batch of these. They’re basically coconut nests, but make them monsters.
October 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I used all my candy eyeballs yesterday on a batch of these. They’re basically coconut nests, but make them monsters.
Two weeks ago, I picked up all the walnuts in my yard and my neighbor’s yard and they filled these three buckets. Today, I cleared a few steps from each bucket and thousands of walnuts remain.
October 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Two weeks ago, I picked up all the walnuts in my yard and my neighbor’s yard and they filled these three buckets. Today, I cleared a few steps from each bucket and thousands of walnuts remain.
Taking advantage of the cool morning to pick up walnuts in the yard.
October 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Taking advantage of the cool morning to pick up walnuts in the yard.
I got the spouse to take me out for an early breakfast.
October 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I got the spouse to take me out for an early breakfast.
Every time I walk to the end of my driveway and see this monstrosity of vegetation, I hear the spongmonkeys in my head singing, “We got a pepperviiiinnne.” I need to figure out how to get rid of it.
September 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Every time I walk to the end of my driveway and see this monstrosity of vegetation, I hear the spongmonkeys in my head singing, “We got a pepperviiiinnne.” I need to figure out how to get rid of it.
Agritourism morning at the apple orchard. I have a half bushel of assorted types for baking, snacking and potential canning.
September 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Agritourism morning at the apple orchard. I have a half bushel of assorted types for baking, snacking and potential canning.
Trillian is a bazillion years old and she is not here for anyone’s nonsense. Can be v. snuggly at times.
September 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Trillian is a bazillion years old and she is not here for anyone’s nonsense. Can be v. snuggly at times.
Dottie has an old grandma name but she’s relatively young and energetic.
September 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Dottie has an old grandma name but she’s relatively young and energetic.
Kaylee lives by herself in the office/studio portion of our house and enjoys every moment.
September 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Kaylee lives by herself in the office/studio portion of our house and enjoys every moment.
I forgot to show you how cute my dog was yesterday.
September 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I forgot to show you how cute my dog was yesterday.
I had a bunch of them in my allium patch in Kansas a couple of weeks ago.
September 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I had a bunch of them in my allium patch in Kansas a couple of weeks ago.
This was a wild thing to see. I’m pretending it’s a guerrilla marketing promotion for the new @chucktingle.bsky.social novel and not a portent of all our futures.
September 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This was a wild thing to see. I’m pretending it’s a guerrilla marketing promotion for the new @chucktingle.bsky.social novel and not a portent of all our futures.
@jackiefox.bsky.social Played Rock Hard: 1977 with two friends for the first time this evening and won. Looking forward to my next play through!
August 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
@jackiefox.bsky.social Played Rock Hard: 1977 with two friends for the first time this evening and won. Looking forward to my next play through!
Dr. Jones is also a fan of the two-surface hang.
August 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Dr. Jones is also a fan of the two-surface hang.