average housewife
@averagehousewife.bsky.social
average housewife. jokes? imposter syndrome.
If anyone has a dairy problem, Reese’s Pieces just reformulated and the new ones don’t have any milk. 🙌 Check your packages though.
October 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If anyone has a dairy problem, Reese’s Pieces just reformulated and the new ones don’t have any milk. 🙌 Check your packages though.
@marioncofldems.bsky.social how much is it to do something like this on billboards near the mall? That vitamin shoppe corner always has a ton of traffic.
October 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@marioncofldems.bsky.social how much is it to do something like this on billboards near the mall? That vitamin shoppe corner always has a ton of traffic.
This is normal right
September 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is normal right
Over the past year, we’ve been collecting some rain lilys that pop up in our yard. Since they are bulb flowers they tend to reproduce. We probably have about 500 now. 😬
September 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Over the past year, we’ve been collecting some rain lilys that pop up in our yard. Since they are bulb flowers they tend to reproduce. We probably have about 500 now. 😬
Gathered these magnolia seeds from our tree the other day hoping to sell them for millions.
September 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Gathered these magnolia seeds from our tree the other day hoping to sell them for millions.
It works! (on this one specific mobile phone that is bigger than the others)
August 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It works! (on this one specific mobile phone that is bigger than the others)
Hmmm. Mark John Thompson, the CEO of CNN??? Idk.
August 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hmmm. Mark John Thompson, the CEO of CNN??? Idk.
The ants are very slow today.
August 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The ants are very slow today.
This took a turn.
August 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This took a turn.
I think we’re allowed to do this.
August 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I think we’re allowed to do this.
Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man.
Oh yes I know the muffin man,
he murdered all those people.
The muffin man?
The muffin man.
Oh yes I know the muffin man,
he murdered all those people.
August 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man.
Oh yes I know the muffin man,
he murdered all those people.
The muffin man?
The muffin man.
Oh yes I know the muffin man,
he murdered all those people.
Gah of course.
July 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Gah of course.
I believe it’s called aegyo sal.
July 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I believe it’s called aegyo sal.
My high school ex-boyfriend was also very good friends with this girl and her husband. This ss is from a few months ago, but we still question who tf this new guy really is. And what happened to her first husband?
July 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My high school ex-boyfriend was also very good friends with this girl and her husband. This ss is from a few months ago, but we still question who tf this new guy really is. And what happened to her first husband?
I always wondered who my 666th follower would be. I never imagined.
May 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I always wondered who my 666th follower would be. I never imagined.
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
January 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
My Ugly Christmas wrapping paper is almost finished. I love my nervous gingerbread man’s little teeth.
October 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
My Ugly Christmas wrapping paper is almost finished. I love my nervous gingerbread man’s little teeth.
Petition to stop making these containers so gd similar.
January 7, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Petition to stop making these containers so gd similar.
Today’s Professor Sergeant camellia harvest.
December 30, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Today’s Professor Sergeant camellia harvest.
Husband’s lawnmower keychain always makes me laugh.
July 22, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Husband’s lawnmower keychain always makes me laugh.
I hope Towmater gets through it ok.
July 20, 2023 at 10:04 PM
I hope Towmater gets through it ok.