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GOD FORGIVE ME FOR IM ABOUT TO FUCK THIS SHEETZ EMPLOYEE UP IN THE MOST SINFUL OF WAYS
September 19, 2023 at 3:03 PM
IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU ARE A BAD PERSON
September 18, 2023 at 8:57 PM
IM JACKING OFF AND CUMMING ON YOUR LUNCH I WORK AT SUBWAY AND I MAKE YOU WATCH
September 18, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I AM PISSED OFF AT YOU
August 19, 2023 at 4:18 PM
*UNLEASHES MY ARMY OF ANTS ON YOU*
August 12, 2023 at 12:35 AM
YOU SPEW HELL FROM YOUR SHITTY LITTLE MOUTH. NAH IM JUST KIDDIN BUT YOUR BREATH IS KINDA KICKIN RN
August 9, 2023 at 3:34 AM
DIE LOL
August 8, 2023 at 6:57 PM
I AM SPIRITUALLY FAT AND YOU CANNOT FUCKING TAKE THAT FROM ME
August 4, 2023 at 11:37 PM
SOMETIMES I GET SO MAD THAT I START RIPPING UP THE CARPET LIKE A NEGLECTED PITBULL. I DONT STOP UNTIL IVE BEEN FORCED INTO A CRATE AND COVERED WITH A BLANKET.
August 4, 2023 at 11:33 PM
PISSED SO MUCH BLOOD THAT I GOT LIGHTHEADED AND PASSED OUT AND NOW THE DOCTOR IS TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO STOP ADDING FIBERGLASS INSULATION TO MY WATER. TYRANNICAL BASTARD
August 1, 2023 at 4:40 PM
OH. I HAVE BEEN SENT INTO THE MINES FOR MY BEHAVIOR.
July 31, 2023 at 5:14 PM
*FUXKS YOU UP WITH MY MIND BEAM* (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚
July 31, 2023 at 2:58 AM
LOOK WHAT I CAN DO *SHOOTS YOU 6 TIMES WITH A REVOLVER*
July 27, 2023 at 12:45 AM
NEED SUCKED PSYCHIC STYLE
July 25, 2023 at 2:00 PM
WHAT IF I ATE A LIGHTBULB AND YOU DROVE ME TO THE HOSPITAL IS THAT A DATE IS THAT ROMANTIC I HAVE BEEN SO FRIED BY A COMBINATION OF DRUGS AND THE INTERNET THAT THE ONLY WAY I CAN EXPERIENCE INTIMACY IS IF I AM ACTIVELY BLEEDING INTERNALLY :3
July 24, 2023 at 9:09 PM
MY MORAL SUPERIORITY WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES *COMMITS A HEINOUS ACT OF VIOLENCE*
July 20, 2023 at 1:04 AM
PUSSYMONEY WEED 🖕🏼
July 18, 2023 at 9:44 PM
COME HERE MY SCRIBE WRITE THIS DOWN. WHAT IF WHEN YOU GOT HARD IT MADE YOU PASS OUT? NOW OFF. I WILL CALL YOU ONCE IVE FOUND AN ANSWER
July 14, 2023 at 12:28 AM
HELLO MOTHER FUCK
July 14, 2023 at 12:19 AM
AM I MORE WEASEL OR WORM? AS I CONTORT AND CONSTRICT I AM FACED WITH THE REALITY THAT IM A SNAKE. AND IM GONNA BITE YOU SO SO HARD
July 12, 2023 at 6:01 PM
SORRY LOOKIN. AINT HE?
July 10, 2023 at 8:48 PM
DOES ANYONE WANT TO PICK ME UP BY THE HEAD AND DANGLE ME OFF A BIG ROCK LIKE A FUCKED UP BIG AND TALL ROCK
July 9, 2023 at 4:07 PM
DOIN SOMETHING .EVIL.
July 6, 2023 at 11:19 PM
CRUSHED BY THE WEIGHT OF PLEASURE. AS MY LUNGS FILL WITH THE BLOOD OF MY OWN DECADENCE I REMEMBER. I REMEMBER HOW GOOD MULCH TASTES. I LOVE EATING MULCH
July 6, 2023 at 5:08 PM
THERE IS SOMETHING BLOOMING INSIDE OF YOU AND IT SMELLS ROTTEN .
July 6, 2023 at 3:40 PM