I'm not apologizing.

Unno, my girlfriend dressing up as Velma and showing me her boobs would cause I me to be happy.
Then bend her over and-

As (Canadian) thanks giving approaches, I am asking you to save a Turkey.
Stuff a Sub. 🙏😌💜
Artist: Meowyin

Spanking is overrated. You wanna punish your partner? Tie them up, rip off their underwear put them over your knee, and slowly drag an ice cube across the their ass. Inside their thighs. The outer region of their holes.

Savor their screams.

You deserve it. ☕😌💜

Let it be known now and forever:

Your stuffies have told me the things they've witnessed.

None of ye can EVER call me a monster.

It's July 9th thus my birthday.

I'll allow you all what lil time is left to worship me as a God

There's a barely used hiking trail 15mins away from my house but you're not ready for that conversation.

Me after filling out the 4TH FUCKING FIRST AID REPORT TODAY and it's only half way through my shift. (I can't manwhore my way out 😔)

So learned my friend "UwUboykisserUwU" who I play enlisted with is actually a girl on the weekend....

Me whenever my friends pull the whole "See? I told you your body would punish you later~ 😏🤭"

Aye. I'm sorry WHO got put through a windshield by their friends ex boyfriend again?!?

Me whenever I can be bothered to remember brats exist