Mad Lad
banner
avemadlad.bsky.social
Mad Lad
@avemadlad.bsky.social
Some lunatic from Canada.
The Duchess's silliest subordinate 💜
Technically Undead
Some of ya are alright.
Don't go into the woods tonight.
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Only fans but it's me baking and decorating cakes then eating a slice of my girlfriend's ass. ☕😌💜
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm not apologizing.
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Unno, my girlfriend dressing up as Velma and showing me her boobs would cause I me to be happy.
Then bend her over and-
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
As (Canadian) thanks giving approaches, I am asking you to save a Turkey.
Stuff a Sub. 🙏😌💜
Artist: Meowyin
October 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The fact no one decided to refer to a MILF Cumming/orgasms as "MILF-Shakes" irritates me to no end.
July 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Underground fight rings but it's Brat vs Brat. The Brat who makes the other one cry first gets a massive stuffie. The other one gets a still big but noticably smaller stuffie.

What?

I'm a sadist. Not a complete fucking bastard.
July 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
As I expand my list of crimes against Bratkind, I'd like to state for the record that the Council of Sadists rejects half my ideas.

Everyone supports ya when you wanna start milking MILFs but when you try the same idea but with brats, the council loses their fucking minds 🙄😒😤
July 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Spanking is overrated. You wanna punish your partner? Tie them up, rip off their underwear put them over your knee, and slowly drag an ice cube across the their ass. Inside their thighs. The outer region of their holes.

Savor their screams.

You deserve it. ☕😌💜
July 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Let it be known now and forever:

Your stuffies have told me the things they've witnessed.

None of ye can EVER call me a monster.
July 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It's July 9th thus my birthday.

I'll allow you all what lil time is left to worship me as a God
July 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
There's a barely used hiking trail 15mins away from my house but you're not ready for that conversation.
July 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Spankings? As a punishment?

Folks this is a "You will be in the overstimulated until they cry and then overstimuated for crying until I no longer find it mildly amusing" zone.

Stay at your own risk.
July 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I finally remembered my password, so I give you this important information.

A group of Velociraptors is called a flock.

Source: Me.
July 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Guess I'm figuring out how to make a pin up calendar of myself.
May 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
To all the subs: May your days be filled with praise and headpats 💜

To all the brats: I hope you get overstimulated until you cry then overstimulated for crying. (But the good kind.)
April 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Alright, I'm gonna start a fight.

Knee socks? Or Fish nets?
April 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
(*lists a bunch of criticisms I have at the moment*)

"What about you?"

Who? Me?

I'm Mad Lad, I'm perfect bitches! ☕😎💜
April 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ah shit.
✨🐶 Beware the Pupubus—the mischievous succubus puppy! 🐶✨

With hypnotic puppy dog eyes and a tail that wags in ancient rhythms**, it steals snuggles, snacks, and cummies. Summoned by pet names, it lures victims into endless breeding. No mortal escapes. Only cummies will appease it! 🦴🔥
April 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
RIP Red Light District.

Facebook will burn for it's heresy.
April 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Day 3 of being locked in a group chat of 10 Gyaru ladies:

I think they took exception to the whole "I want to see if I can be worse" thus are trying to fix me.

(Pls help...)
February 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"*Mad Lad* insane women won't fix you or your issues-"

I know. And I don't care~

I want to see if I can be made worse!
February 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My only gripe is that I can't do my dinosaur rambles on here. (I'm sorry. The shame I feel for failing you all is indescribable)
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"I can't tell if that was stupid, reckless, recklessly stupid, or stupidly reckless."

Me about myself right now. (I still haven't changed)
January 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Me and who 👀😳

youtu.be/cnNAl9P2Wjk?...
Out of Touch but the Miami PD are closing in on your motel hideout
YouTube video by Jörmungandr
youtu.be
January 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM