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Avant Farte
@avantfarte.bsky.social
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Comedian & artist & nerd

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It’s a sign! I am sure my latest will be a best seller
A mirror covered in multi-colored king cake baby figurines
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Let’s do this @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !!
Early voting sticker for NYC. Illustration of the Brooklyn Bridge on a red sticker that says “BROOKLYN VOTES EARLY”
October 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Glad I sprang for the print add-on with my wired subscription
Collage poem on red/orange/yellow background Title: ANTHROPIC Collage poem on red/orange/yellow background AI ARE REALLY HUMAN CODERS PROGRAMMING THE END OF THE WORLD
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Someone on reddit suggested that the vandalism on these ads is an astroturfing campaign, maybe I’m delusional but I refuse to believe it
NYC subway print advertisement for the “friend” AI device. Graffiti on the ad says “You really THIS lonely?” NYC subway print advertisement for the “friend” AI device. Graffiti features a frowny face and calls it a “loser device” NYC subway print advertisement for the “friend” AI device. Someone has scratched out and written “NO” over the friend.com URL
October 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I am simply obsessed with him
A senior (12 years old!!) pembroke welsh corgi
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I really want to make everyone I know read this
The danger of COVID is its inherent danger, yes, but it’s also its relentlessness. It’s that when you get away with your 5th infection it’s coming right back for you a 6th time. A 6th time in year 6? And you’re a 6-year-old child? Is it really such a mystery that teachers are complaining that “COVID babies” can’t say their names or tie their shoes coming into kindergarten? We’ve been serially infecting children with a virus that damages their brains. We know it does this. And we just…. keep doing it?
October 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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started messing around with diptychs and may have uncorked something
Paper collage diptych with bright orange, red, blue, and purple abstract textures Paper collage diptych with bright red and pink textures and light gray accents Paper collage diptych with bright red and pink textures and light gray accents
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Margot Robbie in Barbie
August 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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My fave so far
Screenshot of playlist for Jacob Herberg, nominee for US undersecretary of state for economic growth: #1 song this past year (57 plays) Apple by Chali XCX #2 song this past year (48 plays) Femininominon by Chappell Roan #3 song this past year (40 plays) Diet Pepsi by Addison Rae From his playlist, political mojo Don’t stop by Glee Cast God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood Under Pressure by Queen & David Bowie Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus She Wolf by Shakira The Bitch is Back by Elton John American Boy by Estelle & Kanye West
August 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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***Death Stranding “like” noise***
Person in a red shirt with an NYC “I voted” sticker, giving a thumbs up
June 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Ya girl wants a beach vacation
Reddit search history: r/deathstranding r/loveislandUSA
June 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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TMZ screenshot of Justin Bieber saying “fuck bill Clinton!” after pissing in a mop bucket
June 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Me when I realize the puppy video is AI
Ron Burgundy in Anchorman eating cat poop. He’s crying, defeated, and saying “I’ll eat the shit, I don’t care.”
June 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I can’t believe my baby is an old man
An elderly tri-color corgi his leash with a concerned expression. The red fur on his face is whitening with age. He’s cute as hell.
May 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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A pembroke welsh corgi not so patiently waiting for his pupsicle treat
May 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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May 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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The average American has three friends
The McPoyle siblings
May 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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At least as great as this book I saw on a $1 shelf recently
Punk Marketing by Richard Laermer and Mark Simmons
April 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Barkbox’s attention to detail really delights me
A squeaker from a dog toy with raised lettering: GAME OVER YOUR DOG WON DISCARD THIS SQUEAKER
March 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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This is so fucked up dude. These salaries are taxpayer-funded. Just absolutely disgusting shit. Muskrats indeed.
Jeremy Lewin, one of the DOGE employees tasked with dismantling USAID, who has also played a role in DOGE's incursions into the National Institutes of Health and the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, is listed as making just over $167,000 annually, WIRED has confirmed. Lewin is assigned to the Office of the Administrator within the General Services Administration. Kyle Schutt, a software engineer at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, is listed as drawing a salary of $195,200 through GSA, where he is assigned to the Office of the Deputy Administrator. That is the maximum amount that any "General Schedule" federal employee can make annually, including bonuses. "You cannot be offered more under any circumstances," the GSA compensation and benefits website reads.
March 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Happy to be reunited with my little guy #corgsky
A very handsome pembroke welsh corgi
March 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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On point Letterboxd review
Burlesque (2010) Was this good? Absolutely not. Five stars.
February 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I am watching Burlesque for the first time, and wow. I was worried my being stoned was influencing the experience until my friend told me “No… it’s really like this”
Movie poster for Burlesque (2010), starring Cher and Christina Aguilera
February 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Lol
[redacted] has added you to the "drama" moderation list Drama Moderation List Won't stop engaging in drama (usually angry politics).
February 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Someone call @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social for me
Telephone town hall on the house Republican budget Rep Hakeem Jeffries New York’s 8th district House democratic leader With special guest Shalanda Young Former director of the office of management and budget Sunday February 23rd, 4pm ET Call: 833-738-0058
February 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM