Constitution Enjoyer
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Constitution Enjoyer
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Move slowly and build things.
While criticizing Israel and being antisemitic aren’t the same thing, there are way too many actual antisemites on this app.

I don’t want to be here.
May 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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"Vladimir Putin, is he a war criminal?" "It's not a simple answer." Since Marco Rubio is finding the question difficult, he might find this clear explanation of why Putin is a war criminal helpful. It's by Marco Rubio.
May 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
May 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Except he did run for president…
May 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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It's bad that the president is a crazy person who will in the middle of the night name a new set of Bad People and demand an investigation into them based on bullshit pretexts. Also bad that his DOJ/FBI appointees were picked because they'd say yes to such demands.
May 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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The replies are rife with people blindly spewing and believing easily refutable misinformation.

If you do this, you're just as bad as MAGA in my book.
May 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m begging you all to read a single news article (one) before posing a long rant about the hypocrisy of the IVF terrorist.
May 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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May 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Ok I’ll bite. What is “the onion?”

*tears start dripping down my face*
May 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Helping the U.S. gets you banned, being white gets you a welcome mat. Got it.
May 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Seeing a mini Protestant revolution unfold before my eyes as people defending and attacking the pope start to grasp the implications of having a pope.
May 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Please excommunicate Vance please excommunicate him please please excommunicate Vance please excommu-
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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MURPHY: You've read the SCOTUS decision. Does it not require you to facilitate the return of Abrego Garcia?

NOEM: The Trump admin is complying with all court orders

M: You're a defendant in the case!... the discussion ends when SCOTUS rules 9-0... that is incredibly chilling for balance of powers
May 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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MERKLEY: Are you gonna launch an investigation of the reported violation of the due process of several hundred people?

P: It is not for me to call the balls & strikes

M: You haven't read the Constitution? It says 'all persons'...it concerns me you're not familiar w/the core concept of due process
May 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The Red Sea has a terrible trade deficit with the USA, very unfair.
May 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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May 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
First time in my life my phone lighting up is pavlov’d into dread instead of dopamine.

Why is it always a news alert I need to read but don’t want to read?

I need the world to be better so my friends are in a mood to send goofy texts more often.
May 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The masked ICE agents are in DC today, as rumored, whisking people off the street while covering their faces completely.
🚨ALERT 🚨ICE reported at 5300 South Dakota Ave NE in the last couple of hours. 4 agents and 2 cars confirmed. At least one person detained.

🚨ALERTA🚨ICE/La Migra reportado en 5300 South Dakota Ave NE en las últimas dos horas. 4 agentes and 2 carros confirmados. Al menos una persona detenida. 1/
May 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I’m not hearing enough PSAs begging people to stop hoarding toilet paper.

What gives? The supply lines are about to be fucked and suddenly no one cares about TP?

We used to be a proper country.
May 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
There will come a time when Caesar will have to be stabbed behind the senate.

Democracy might survive this time because we have impeachment instead.

We might escape this time without creating a martyr.
May 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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declaring a moratorium on “I bet you could get Trump to do X” posts, the risk is too great
not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes
May 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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SPOILER ALERT: YES YOUR LITERAL FUCKING JOB IS TO UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTION, IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE OATH OF OFFICE YOU'VE TAKEN TWICE NOW. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A FUCKING WALL
May 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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It's incredible that millions of Americans are okay with this
President Trump said he was uncertain whether he was duty bound to uphold the Constitution, saying in a television interview aired Sunday that was a question better posed to his lawyers
Trump Says ‘I Don’t’ Know’ When Asked if He Must Uphold the Constitution
The president also questioned whether noncitizens are entitled to due process as his deportation efforts stoke conflict with federal courts.
buff.ly
May 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM