Assuming it wasn't actually a dream, I was utterly gobsmacked to hear the lower divisions of US soccer make it to the pod last Thursday. I don't think we can talk about Portland Hearts of Pine without mentioning their kits, which are truly splendid. And, yes, the actor Patrick Dempsey is a fan.

Spurs are really testing the theoretical limits of bottom of the table mathematics. Approaching the relegation zone with a goal differential of +9.

May I make a suggestion? Let's never speak of Fulham-Manchester Utd again.

*counts huge wad of cash*

Scenes from the group chat

I'm having a pint of Polish beer and this is a great design

I made a Brazilian fish stew

This was peak New England weather, btw.

I'm watching this from the neighborhood bar.

Made ribollita

Ok I feel sympathy for Man City now