slamantha
@autismprincess.bsky.social
gso ✧.* baker * ˚ ✦ music & film lover ੈ✩‧₊˚
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I think it’s time for a Twilight remake but actually good this time. More horny, less Mormon, waaaaay more gay. Unhealthy relationships portrayed appropriately… perhaps 🤔
April 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I think it’s time for a Twilight remake but actually good this time. More horny, less Mormon, waaaaay more gay. Unhealthy relationships portrayed appropriately… perhaps 🤔
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Adding Scuppernong for Greensboro, So & So books for Raleigh, and Epilogue Books in Chapel Hill
In NC? I highly recommend Quail Ridge Books and Blackbird Books & Coffee in Raleigh, Battery Park Book Exchange & Champagne in Asheville
March 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Adding Scuppernong for Greensboro, So & So books for Raleigh, and Epilogue Books in Chapel Hill
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After years and years of thinking about it, the Crash Course team is finally taking on Sex Ed!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkSI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkSI...
What is sex?: Sex Ed #1
YouTube video by CrashCourse
www.youtube.com
March 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
After years and years of thinking about it, the Crash Course team is finally taking on Sex Ed!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkSI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkSI...
midnight babie sighting
March 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
midnight babie sighting
I wanna give a fluffy little bumblebee a fluffy little kiss on its fluffy little face
March 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I wanna give a fluffy little bumblebee a fluffy little kiss on its fluffy little face
she jif on my peanut til I butter
March 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
she jif on my peanut til I butter
I’m a fundamentally unserious individual and I will NEVER change. I’ll be 80 making fart noises with my armpit at the Olive Garden. Fuck off
March 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’m a fundamentally unserious individual and I will NEVER change. I’ll be 80 making fart noises with my armpit at the Olive Garden. Fuck off
Feeling particularly punchy and kicky today
March 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Feeling particularly punchy and kicky today
YOU CAN WATCH ME PULL UP ON YOUR BODY LIKE ITS SUMMER TAKE MY CLOTHES OF IN THE WATER SPLASH AROUND AND GET YOU BLESSED BY HOLY WATER I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU BEEN WAITING FOR YOU KNOW THAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
March 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
YOU CAN WATCH ME PULL UP ON YOUR BODY LIKE ITS SUMMER TAKE MY CLOTHES OF IN THE WATER SPLASH AROUND AND GET YOU BLESSED BY HOLY WATER I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU BEEN WAITING FOR YOU KNOW THAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
accountability post: I am going to sing and play music more and DJ and embrace my imperfect musician skills
March 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
accountability post: I am going to sing and play music more and DJ and embrace my imperfect musician skills
I don’t post enough on here guys. I’m so sorry.
February 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I don’t post enough on here guys. I’m so sorry.
ok but fight club but all girls all gay and crazy would go hard too
we need fast and furious remake but all girls and they’re all gay and crazy
February 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
ok but fight club but all girls all gay and crazy would go hard too
we need fast and furious remake but all girls and they’re all gay and crazy
February 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
we need fast and furious remake but all girls and they’re all gay and crazy
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Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.
January 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.
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Wondering about our food and bev *afterhours* menus! Posting them here. The hours are below, so come join us starting tonight at 5pm!
Wednesday to Saturday: 5-9 (kitchen closes at 8:30)
Sunday: 5-7 (kitchen closed)
We are in a learning phase and plan to hone in on the food menu as ppl join!
Wednesday to Saturday: 5-9 (kitchen closes at 8:30)
Sunday: 5-7 (kitchen closed)
We are in a learning phase and plan to hone in on the food menu as ppl join!
January 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Wondering about our food and bev *afterhours* menus! Posting them here. The hours are below, so come join us starting tonight at 5pm!
Wednesday to Saturday: 5-9 (kitchen closes at 8:30)
Sunday: 5-7 (kitchen closed)
We are in a learning phase and plan to hone in on the food menu as ppl join!
Wednesday to Saturday: 5-9 (kitchen closes at 8:30)
Sunday: 5-7 (kitchen closed)
We are in a learning phase and plan to hone in on the food menu as ppl join!
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![Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jky6uuetr73nlbaml6ytlzbi/bafkreibjh2gbp75z5bojibdoefdpfdwlclxwspai2i7qfjotajpraru3zm@jpeg)
everyone needs to start referring to me as chef. yeah I’m a baker but that just doesn’t sound as cool. I’m chef. I work in kitchen. No one can tell me I don’t deserve to be called chef
January 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
everyone needs to start referring to me as chef. yeah I’m a baker but that just doesn’t sound as cool. I’m chef. I work in kitchen. No one can tell me I don’t deserve to be called chef
Thunder is just God’s farts, and lightning is His sharts. 🙏🩷
January 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Thunder is just God’s farts, and lightning is His sharts. 🙏🩷
nutso fuckin stress dream I had last night
January 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
nutso fuckin stress dream I had last night
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luigi mangione didn't assassinate brian thompson, it was just his autism, he was stimming
January 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
luigi mangione didn't assassinate brian thompson, it was just his autism, he was stimming
another peaceful evening just watching the shrimps and smelling the gas
January 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
another peaceful evening just watching the shrimps and smelling the gas
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Honest to god fuck the limu emu
January 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Honest to god fuck the limu emu