Authors & Dragons Podcast
@authorsdragons.bsky.social
A group of fantasy authors playing D&D - badly.
A two-ton crocodile corpse counts as party loot, right? 😆
October 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
A two-ton crocodile corpse counts as party loot, right? 😆
When the terrible paladin proves he'd also make a lousy alchemist. 🤣
October 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
When the terrible paladin proves he'd also make a lousy alchemist. 🤣
Nature's mustache wax. 😂
October 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Nature's mustache wax. 😂
A game world where were there are no heroes - just varying degrees of scum. 🤣
October 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
A game world where were there are no heroes - just varying degrees of scum. 🤣
When your door-to-doo sales pitch needs a bit of work. 😂
Shingles The Movie!
Shingles The Movie!
October 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
When your door-to-doo sales pitch needs a bit of work. 😂
Shingles The Movie!
Shingles The Movie!
When all the gold is gone, so the rogue decides to steal some pie instead. 😂
October 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
When all the gold is gone, so the rogue decides to steal some pie instead. 😂
"Have a nice day. I'll be drinking." 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"Have a nice day. I'll be drinking." 🤣
Yeah the chaos and terror are bad, but let's talk about the true horror of owning a cursed puppet. 😂
Shingles The Movie.
Shingles The Movie.
October 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yeah the chaos and terror are bad, but let's talk about the true horror of owning a cursed puppet. 😂
Shingles The Movie.
Shingles The Movie.
When the slightly deranged character asks a loaded question. 😂
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
When the slightly deranged character asks a loaded question. 😂
When your new bestie has been cursed by a wizard's ghost ... or something like that. 😂
Shingles The Movie!
Shingles The Movie!
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
When your new bestie has been cursed by a wizard's ghost ... or something like that. 😂
Shingles The Movie!
Shingles The Movie!
Welcome to Dumpsville, population one paladin. 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Welcome to Dumpsville, population one paladin. 🤣
Just because the party takes a long rest, doesn't mean it's a good rest. 😂
September 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Just because the party takes a long rest, doesn't mean it's a good rest. 😂
When trapped by zombies, you make do with whatever weapons you have handy.
Shingles The Movie!
Shingles The Movie!
September 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
When trapped by zombies, you make do with whatever weapons you have handy.
Shingles The Movie!
Shingles The Movie!
When the bard is the party's healer, at least you'll be entertained as you bleed out. 🤣
September 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
When the bard is the party's healer, at least you'll be entertained as you bleed out. 🤣
The best part about hanging with friends are ... all the lies you can tell them? 😂
Shingles The Movie! #indiehorror #indiefilm
Shingles The Movie! #indiehorror #indiefilm
September 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The best part about hanging with friends are ... all the lies you can tell them? 😂
Shingles The Movie! #indiehorror #indiefilm
Shingles The Movie! #indiehorror #indiefilm
When the battle's going well, but then the dice decide to share their opinion. 🤣
September 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
When the battle's going well, but then the dice decide to share their opinion. 🤣
DM: "So three tons of crocodile just landed atop you. But I guess it could be worse." 😅
September 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
DM: "So three tons of crocodile just landed atop you. But I guess it could be worse." 😅
When the party paladin demonstrates the wickedness of alcohol in the most direct way possible. 😂
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
When the party paladin demonstrates the wickedness of alcohol in the most direct way possible. 😂
When your creepy cursed doll is even more cursed that usual. 🤣
Shingles the Movie #indiehorror #indiefilm
Shingles the Movie #indiehorror #indiefilm
September 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When your creepy cursed doll is even more cursed that usual. 🤣
Shingles the Movie #indiehorror #indiefilm
Shingles the Movie #indiehorror #indiefilm
When the magic door does its job a little too well. 😂 #dndpodcast
September 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When the magic door does its job a little too well. 😂 #dndpodcast
Phrasing matters when you're the party leader. 😆
September 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Phrasing matters when you're the party leader. 😆
When the new exchange students are a bit more "international" than usual.
Shingles the Movie! #indiefilm
Shingles the Movie! #indiefilm
September 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When the new exchange students are a bit more "international" than usual.
Shingles the Movie! #indiefilm
Shingles the Movie! #indiefilm
DM: "It's magical, you can't force your way through."
The Party: "We're gonna try anyway."
😂 #comedypodcast #dnd
The Party: "We're gonna try anyway."
😂 #comedypodcast #dnd
September 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
DM: "It's magical, you can't force your way through."
The Party: "We're gonna try anyway."
😂 #comedypodcast #dnd
The Party: "We're gonna try anyway."
😂 #comedypodcast #dnd
When your D&D party's cup runneth over ... with horrors. 🤣 #comedypodcast
September 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When your D&D party's cup runneth over ... with horrors. 🤣 #comedypodcast