If I don't surface in the next few days, do not send for help! I'm where I want to be!

Oh hell yeah!

While we're at it, can we talk about the vaguely (and questionably) leftist dudes who are leaning into it SO far it's making me feel like a dude wanting to ask them to name 5 songs from the band on their shirt.

alright i took a breath and did a single google. the world isn't ending, meta is just down.

🤣🤣 love that idea! instead I think I'm gonna play on canva some more 🫶

pro-tip: post about your work more than twice in three months 🫶

Miscommunication is unjustly slandered! I'm here for it!

ooh maybe this is a bigger account thing, I've never seen that before 👀

I absolutely feel that, but on the other hand I'm being <!Observed!> and because of that, I can barely type a coherent sentence 😅 It feels like trying to drive when a cop is behind you

And just like that, motivation zapped 🤣

What is it about getting hydrated that makes us go "Yes. Today is the day every one of my habits is going to change" like we're doing alchemy or something? 🤣