Austin
@austnc.bsky.social
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you want candyland? i only play chess ✨💎🏳️🌈🌉
30 |📍SF
you want candyland? i only play chess ✨💎🏳️🌈🌉
30 |📍SF
do you think people on this silly little train know i’m listening to a song this unhinged on my way to my silly little tech job
April 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
do you think people on this silly little train know i’m listening to a song this unhinged on my way to my silly little tech job
in the last week i:
- turned 31
- met queen rebecca black
- paid $280 after getting locked out of my apartment
- drove through the beaches of kauai
- overworked myself
- lived my best life
- turned 31
- met queen rebecca black
- paid $280 after getting locked out of my apartment
- drove through the beaches of kauai
- overworked myself
- lived my best life
March 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
in the last week i:
- turned 31
- met queen rebecca black
- paid $280 after getting locked out of my apartment
- drove through the beaches of kauai
- overworked myself
- lived my best life
- turned 31
- met queen rebecca black
- paid $280 after getting locked out of my apartment
- drove through the beaches of kauai
- overworked myself
- lived my best life
the face of someone who has both control issues and work/life balance issues
(i just took a redeye flight and am willingly going to the office)
(i just took a redeye flight and am willingly going to the office)
March 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
the face of someone who has both control issues and work/life balance issues
(i just took a redeye flight and am willingly going to the office)
(i just took a redeye flight and am willingly going to the office)
dad’s in hawaii, don’t bother
March 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
dad’s in hawaii, don’t bother
millie and i both got treats at trader joe’s tonight 🫶🏼
February 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
millie and i both got treats at trader joe’s tonight 🫶🏼
praying my besties make it the 5 blocks in my car
January 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
praying my besties make it the 5 blocks in my car
trying to move with plants: my life with a pothos scarf
January 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
trying to move with plants: my life with a pothos scarf
a friend walked by the Tesla showroom in SLU Seattle this evening and apparently it got tagged 🥴🙂↕️
January 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
a friend walked by the Tesla showroom in SLU Seattle this evening and apparently it got tagged 🥴🙂↕️
literally so god damn pumped for this show i literally don’t have words!!!!!!
January 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
literally so god damn pumped for this show i literally don’t have words!!!!!!
opened a marketing text from BIKE on a packed MUNI train and BAM - chiseled guy in a jockstrap pops up immediately lmfaoooo
January 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
opened a marketing text from BIKE on a packed MUNI train and BAM - chiseled guy in a jockstrap pops up immediately lmfaoooo
the waymo resistance is upon us!
January 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
the waymo resistance is upon us!
blinking twice SOS save me from @adventureswbeto.bsky.social
December 18, 2024 at 4:02 AM
blinking twice SOS save me from @adventureswbeto.bsky.social
office holiday party drip. startups am i right??
December 11, 2024 at 11:01 PM
office holiday party drip. startups am i right??
drag me @klurp.bsky.social but also bitch don’t make me your villain ✨
December 7, 2024 at 3:29 AM
drag me @klurp.bsky.social but also bitch don’t make me your villain ✨
sometimes i think 30 isn’t old and then i interact with people who think rihanna & justin timberlake are “vintage music” 😭😭😭
December 4, 2024 at 8:54 PM
sometimes i think 30 isn’t old and then i interact with people who think rihanna & justin timberlake are “vintage music” 😭😭😭
feeling very Angie K heading to brunch in my fit rn
November 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM
feeling very Angie K heading to brunch in my fit rn
instagram may have seen these first 🤸🏼♂️
November 16, 2024 at 2:43 AM
instagram may have seen these first 🤸🏼♂️
going very well still lmao @klurp.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 9:16 AM
going very well still lmao @klurp.bsky.social
just took an edible. these scandinavian swimmers are gonna HATE to see me coming in half an hour
November 15, 2024 at 2:17 AM
just took an edible. these scandinavian swimmers are gonna HATE to see me coming in half an hour
This is a speedo check 🫡. Show us you in a speedo
November 13, 2024 at 11:34 PM
This is a speedo check 🫡. Show us you in a speedo