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I’m here to read the musings of people much smarter than me
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Weird robotic congressman Murray from Parks and Recreation
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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This is why I keep coming back to Sherlock Holmes.
Dr. John Watson: What delightful little farms these are, don't you agree? Aren't they fresh and beautiful? Sherlock Holmes: Do you know, Watson, it is one of the curses of having a mind with a turn like mine that I must look at everything with reference to my own special subject. Dr. John Watson: Well, it doesn't make the scenery any less admirable, does it? Sherlock Holmes: You look at these scattered houses, and you are impressed by their beauty. I look at them, and the only thought which comes to me is a feeling of their isolation and of the impunity with which crime may be committed there. Dr. John Watson: Good heavens, who would associate crime with these dear old homesteads? Sherlock Holmes: They always fill me with a sudden horror. It is my belief Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside.
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Why do I keep thinking of the weird politician in Parks and Recreation? Congressman murray?
The weird character - Congressman Murray - in tv show Parks and Recreation. He’s blonde, smiling, and wearing a grey suit, blue shirt and red regimental striped tie
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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This treat bucket got filled TWICE and I had to do an emergency run to the supermarket before we ran out a third and final time. I had no idea Halloween would be so popular in this corner of Tasmania
Red metal tub full of trick or treat snacks - chips, fruit, mini candy/chocolate bars A fake skull and a red metal tub of treats for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Giving Liz Lemon’s agent
Liz Lemon’s agent from 30 Rock. A skinny child in a man’s suit
October 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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This knocked my socks off
A woman holding a sign of a guillotined orange
October 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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These are three absolutely different people. Allegedly.

#tasmania
David Meacham local councillor in Tasmania Jim Allwright local politician Tasmania Wayne Shoebridge local politician Tasmania
October 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I so want this for her
French WW2 collaborator getting her head shaved
October 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Black and white photo of a French WW2 collaborator getting her head shaved
October 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Post something random or have an awful October
Gluten-free chocolate mud cake accompanied by a small dessert fork
September 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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My sister’s cat Minime for the cat lovers out there
A black cat perched on a fabric covered stool in front of a white curtain
September 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Picked this up from my local Readings store after hearing the authors on the Conspirituality podcast and I can’t put it down
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Cover of the paperback book Conspiracy Nation by Ariel Bogle and Cam Wilson
September 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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A friend described him as a young Robert Shaw. I said “I don’t see it” and then they set me straight
Black and white photo of a young Robert Shaw
September 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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The Windsors have form. Just check out this delightful pair:
Black and white wedding photo of the Duke of Windsor in tails and his wife Wallis Simpson. Oddly neither of them is wearing a swastika armband given how she was a Nazi fucker and he was a Nazi fucker fucker
September 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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RIP Robert Redford. You were so cool
Robert Redford in Three Days of the Condor, riding his bike in NYC carefree, unaware of how the rest of his day will turn to shit
September 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I thought you deleted this nonsense the last time you got spanked you dolt
Christ as Colonel Sanders with JFC
September 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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This is how he appears to me
TCW is blocked for transphobia. Shame there isn’t a label for “garden variety fuckwit”
September 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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That three hour bolognese was amazing on home made gnocchi
Bolognese sauce topped with grated parmesan cheese on home-made gnocchi
September 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Brekky of champions at my local cafe
Bowl of slow cooked oats served with pistachios, coconut flakes and berries
September 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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From an interview with one of the US army lawyers post Nuremberg trials
…situation was ... I once saw DPs [displaced persons ] beat an SS man and then strap him to the steel gurney of a crematorium. They slid him in the oven, turned on the heat and took him back out. Beat him again, and put him back in until he was burnt alive. I did nothing to stop it. I suppose I could have brandished my weapon or shot in the air, but I was not inclined to do so. Does that make me an accomplice to murder? You know how I got witness statements? I'd go into a village where, say, an American pilot had parachuted and been beaten to death and line everyone one up against the wall. Then I'd say, "Anyone who lies will be shot on the spot." It never occurred to me that statements taken under duress would be invalid.
September 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Jesus in Colonel Sanders Mode. The logo reads JFC not KFC
September 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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My camellias #proofofbloom
A red camellia on a healthy bush A white camellia on a not so healthy bush
September 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Kris Kristofferson - Lone Star
Kris Kristofferson in a Stetson and a sheriff’s badge, pointing a gun at the camera
August 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Gov Pritzker has lightning fast reflexes. Slob? Could a slob do this?
Screenshot of a tweet from 2023 showing JB Pritzker at a chicago pride parade. The governor caught a jello shot thrown at him in mid-air
August 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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And how good is this denim and tweed ensemble? Bouiesque
August 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM