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TheTshirtGuy
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Geek. 50% Jock. 100% Caffeinated. The only thing we agree on is good coffee and cool shirts. Merch drop: cafevibe.co/sale
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aussiemartin.bsky.social
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How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them

#jokes #funny
December 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
Coping Mechanism: I'm Trying Iced Coffee Helps Distressed Text T-Shirt | Funny Anxiety Graphic Tee

If this made you laugh, you know what to do 🔁

#t-shirts #tshirts #fashion #coffee #gifts

https://cafevibe.co/products/i-m-trying-iced-coffee-helps-t-shirt
soft comfortable Coping Mechanism: I'm Trying Iced Coffee Helps Distressed Text T-Shirt | Funny Anxiety Graphic Tee
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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I hate restaurants that have quirky and confusing ways of displaying men and woman bathroom signs. I mean, what am I?!?
Am I a kitchen or an exit?

#jokes #funny
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
Letters of Latte T-Shirt

Does this match your personality?

#t-shirts #tshirts #fashion #coffee #gifts

https://cafevibe.co/products/letters-of-latte-t-shirt
soft comfortable Letters of Latte T-Shirt
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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I hate being used as a thesaurus.
A mate just asked another term for "monkey dung" and I went apeshit.

#jokes #funny
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air?
They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized.

#jokes #funny
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
Existential Carb Crisis | Warm Croissant Pastry and Hearts Graphic Tee

If this made you laugh, you know what to do 🔁

#t-shirts #tshirts #fashion #coffee #gifts

https://cafevibe.co/products/happiness-is-a-warm-croissant-t-shirt
soft comfortable Existential Carb Crisis | Warm Croissant Pastry and Hearts Graphic Tee
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?
"I set WHO free?"

#jokes #funny
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
Kangaroo Cold Brew Kick T-Shirt

Is this iconic or not yet?

#t-shirts #tshirts #fashion #coffee #gifts

https://cafevibe.co/products/kangaroo-cold-brew-kick-t-shirt
soft comfortable Kangaroo Cold Brew Kick T-Shirt
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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Helen Keller walked into a bar
And a table, and a chair

#jokes #funny
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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What do you call a nose with no body?
Nobody knows.

#jokes #funny
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
Adulthood Survival Mode Coffee Cup With Help Steam Graphic Tee

Who needs this in their life?

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https://cafevibe.co/products/i-m-drinking-coffee-to-survive-adulthood-t-shirt
soft comfortable Adulthood Survival Mode Coffee Cup With Help Steam Graphic Tee
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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Hey, did you hear that Carbon and Oxygen broke up?
Yeah, it turns out their relationship was actually pretty toxic. Personally, I never saw it.

#jokes #funny
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
Adulthood Survival Mode Coffee Cup With Help Steam Graphic Tee

Better in black or white?

#t-shirts #tshirts #fashion #coffee #gifts

https://cafevibe.co/products/i-m-drinking-coffee-to-survive-adulthood-t-shirt
soft comfortable Adulthood Survival Mode Coffee Cup With Help Steam Graphic Tee
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
aussiemartin.bsky.social

I shot someone with a starting gun.
I've been charged with race crimes

#jokes #funny
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish.

#jokes #funny
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
Coping Mechanism: I'm Trying Iced Coffee Helps Distressed Text T-Shirt | Funny Anxiety Graphic Tee

Do you feel called out by this one? 😂

#t-shirts #tshirts #fashion #coffee #gifts

https://cafevibe.co/products/i-m-trying-iced-coffee-helps-t-shirt
soft comfortable Coping Mechanism: I'm Trying Iced Coffee Helps Distressed Text T-Shirt | Funny Anxiety Graphic Tee
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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Chinese Food is amazing
but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice

#jokes #funny
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
Alien Roast Detour T-Shirt

Does this hit too close to home?

#t-shirts #tshirts #fashion #coffee #gifts

https://cafevibe.co/products/alien-roast-detour-t-shirt
soft comfortable Alien Roast Detour T-Shirt
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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I need Jesus in my life
This lawn aint gonna cut itself

#jokes #funny
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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My Grandma said I have the voice for the radio…
And the face for it too.

#jokes #funny
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
Steam Spiral T-Shirt

Is this wholesome or chaotic?

#t-shirts #tshirts #fashion #coffee #gifts

https://cafevibe.co/products/steam-spiral-t-shirt
soft comfortable Steam Spiral T-Shirt
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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So a neutron walks into a bar...
...And he asks the bartender "How much for a drink?"

The bartender replies, "For you? Free of charge"

#jokes #funny
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
Don’t Talk Just Pour T-Shirt

Thoughts on the color choice?

#t-shirts #tshirts #fashion #coffee #gifts

https://cafevibe.co/products/don-t-talk-just-pour-t-shirt
soft comfortable Don’t Talk Just Pour T-Shirt
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
aussiemartin.bsky.social
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There's a new police bar in town.
I hear it's very copular.

#jokes #funny
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM