An average house in Denver is around 600k. With an interest rate of 6 percent, just the mortgage itself would be approximately 3600 dollars per month. Stretching it to 50 would bring it down to 3150. Sounds genius.

Inconceivable

"Queen of the dog park" and "your choice is fish"

Put aside the youthful indiscretion of getting an SS tattoo for just a moment to think about the middle aged one of sharing a video of one's middle aged self in nothing but one's underwear singing at a wedding. I question his current judgement.

Any advice on what to replace them with?