Audrey Cozzarelli
@audstronaut.bsky.social
post phantasm | Substack
I just need to keep writing. I don’t know why I let short form stop me
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December 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
no more situationships. I need a humiliationship
September 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
no more situationships. I need a humiliationship
Art with bone fragments
July 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Art with bone fragments
imagine we are in love and take a hot air balloon. we are high enough to see the lines in the farms and towns. I point out a church on a hill. this must be what gods see when they’re close enough to hear families pleading to find our bodies somewhere after the crash
June 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
imagine we are in love and take a hot air balloon. we are high enough to see the lines in the farms and towns. I point out a church on a hill. this must be what gods see when they’re close enough to hear families pleading to find our bodies somewhere after the crash
Always an angel tho
May 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Always an angel tho
My birthday is a good reminder that I am not capable of being loved
April 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My birthday is a good reminder that I am not capable of being loved
It’s my bday so true so great I wish women were slowly putting weighted blankets on me until I was buried under 500lbs of comfort unable to escape
April 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s my bday so true so great I wish women were slowly putting weighted blankets on me until I was buried under 500lbs of comfort unable to escape
a girl and her dog
April 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
a girl and her dog
There are a few things that densely sad people learn in life to power through the thoughts of ending it like a spinner wheel of what will save me. One of which is from seed to table
April 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There are a few things that densely sad people learn in life to power through the thoughts of ending it like a spinner wheel of what will save me. One of which is from seed to table
It’s like no one is allowed to be hot anymore
April 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It’s like no one is allowed to be hot anymore
Babe come over the sushi couch just dropped
April 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Babe come over the sushi couch just dropped
The world would heal if Jenna marbles came back
April 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The world would heal if Jenna marbles came back
Some days they last longer than others
March 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Some days they last longer than others
All of this could have been avoided if Al Gore won but your average americans couldn’t grasp the concept of condensation and what happens to a glass of ice in the monumental year of 2000 that should’ve been our shift into progress but chose violence the following year for oil
March 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
All of this could have been avoided if Al Gore won but your average americans couldn’t grasp the concept of condensation and what happens to a glass of ice in the monumental year of 2000 that should’ve been our shift into progress but chose violence the following year for oil
There are three types of people in this world. The living, the dead, and whatever you are
March 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There are three types of people in this world. The living, the dead, and whatever you are
I would actually really like it if we invited Bella hadid
February 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I would actually really like it if we invited Bella hadid
Someone asked what’s the most interesting thing about me and the first thing I could think was “I like when the volume of the TV is an even number”
February 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Someone asked what’s the most interesting thing about me and the first thing I could think was “I like when the volume of the TV is an even number”
I have great luck as I walk through a doorway a spider bolts down from ceiling in front of my vision before I walk into it. One second sooner and it would be on me. That is my luck. Thank you
February 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I have great luck as I walk through a doorway a spider bolts down from ceiling in front of my vision before I walk into it. One second sooner and it would be on me. That is my luck. Thank you
The way men have guitar faces women have putting on makeup faces. both very attractive
January 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The way men have guitar faces women have putting on makeup faces. both very attractive
Crepes are not good. They are the enemy of truth, the pancake
January 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Crepes are not good. They are the enemy of truth, the pancake
Made a baklava cheesecake
January 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Made a baklava cheesecake
If we were mutuals on Twitter pls lmk
January 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If we were mutuals on Twitter pls lmk
Feels like my brain has a brain inside it that also has a brain
January 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Feels like my brain has a brain inside it that also has a brain