Loki would like you to know that turning her butt straight to the laptop camera is a gift actually for anyone who is in meetings with me, and she is embarrassed that I keep apologizing for it

This always lives rent free in my head

New email prophecy just landed, informing me that in four days good luck trying to send or receive messages, use my calendar, or maybe even touch the computer without bursting into flames

Scooby and Loki here from where they co-teach applied environmental philosophy (peeing on trees)

Hello!!!

I have a lead on the falconry thing though

My lap raccoon does in fact love watching Netflix with me but she’s not allowed popcorn

Repost with a photo where you don’t look the least bit menacing

Perhaps you need to see a bok choy the size of a dog, or a dog the size of a bok choy.