Tori in Austin
@atxtori.bsky.social
Respectable account, here for the blue stuff
New favorite political cartoon just dropped. And it can be used, again and again, for every new crisis he generates!
June 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
New favorite political cartoon just dropped. And it can be used, again and again, for every new crisis he generates!
States rights were all the rage for the GOP when dismantling federal protections of things like women’s healthcare. Their principled stance completely disappears when California is invaded by Marines and the National Guard for not shutting down the ICE protests Trump hates.
Cowards. GOP = Cowards.
Cowards. GOP = Cowards.
June 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
States rights were all the rage for the GOP when dismantling federal protections of things like women’s healthcare. Their principled stance completely disappears when California is invaded by Marines and the National Guard for not shutting down the ICE protests Trump hates.
Cowards. GOP = Cowards.
Cowards. GOP = Cowards.
There were signs.
How can anyone act surprised that these two drug-fueled, incontinent, syphilitic narcissists are bitch slapping each other on their respective social media platforms. It’s delightful.
How can anyone act surprised that these two drug-fueled, incontinent, syphilitic narcissists are bitch slapping each other on their respective social media platforms. It’s delightful.
June 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
There were signs.
How can anyone act surprised that these two drug-fueled, incontinent, syphilitic narcissists are bitch slapping each other on their respective social media platforms. It’s delightful.
How can anyone act surprised that these two drug-fueled, incontinent, syphilitic narcissists are bitch slapping each other on their respective social media platforms. It’s delightful.
The Merde Midas: Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
Why are businesses still kissing his ring when he has a history of inflicting the worst kind of business and reputational damage?
Why are businesses still kissing his ring when he has a history of inflicting the worst kind of business and reputational damage?
June 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Merde Midas: Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
Why are businesses still kissing his ring when he has a history of inflicting the worst kind of business and reputational damage?
Why are businesses still kissing his ring when he has a history of inflicting the worst kind of business and reputational damage?
You know who lies about their drug use? This guy.
Lets give him an unelected position destroying our government because his daddy had an emerald mine.
Lets give him an unelected position destroying our government because his daddy had an emerald mine.
June 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
You know who lies about their drug use? This guy.
Lets give him an unelected position destroying our government because his daddy had an emerald mine.
Lets give him an unelected position destroying our government because his daddy had an emerald mine.
1:30 min of pure prophesy on how trans vilifying maga bigots will be seen in the future. They’re saving NO ONE while destroying plenty.
!remind me in 2035
!remind me in 2035
June 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
1:30 min of pure prophesy on how trans vilifying maga bigots will be seen in the future. They’re saving NO ONE while destroying plenty.
!remind me in 2035
!remind me in 2035
MAGA menu: orange chicken taco
May 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
MAGA menu: orange chicken taco
It’s always the childish bullies that cave when childishly bullied. We need to “TACO” him till then end of time
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It’s always the childish bullies that cave when childishly bullied. We need to “TACO” him till then end of time
Efficiency theater: it was all a horrible government cosplay covering up more corruption
May 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Efficiency theater: it was all a horrible government cosplay covering up more corruption
He hates this so much we should immediately include it in every finance and Econ book that covers Tariffs - Trump Always Chickens Out.
May 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
He hates this so much we should immediately include it in every finance and Econ book that covers Tariffs - Trump Always Chickens Out.
Only thing wrong with this image is that Trump hasn’t been that trim since 1982
May 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Only thing wrong with this image is that Trump hasn’t been that trim since 1982
Every accusation is a confession with the party of projection
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Every accusation is a confession with the party of projection
G.O.P. = Gaslight, obstruct, project. Every complaint about Biden is a truth about Trump.
May 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
G.O.P. = Gaslight, obstruct, project. Every complaint about Biden is a truth about Trump.
Okay…. Who did this? Because *chefs kiss*
May 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Okay…. Who did this? Because *chefs kiss*
Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm. Republicans had heart palpitations over Hunter Biden’s art possibly being purchased by donors. And here’s Trump selling a crypto currency that obviously a carpet pull. This is disgusting and we should all be disgusted.
May 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm. Republicans had heart palpitations over Hunter Biden’s art possibly being purchased by donors. And here’s Trump selling a crypto currency that obviously a carpet pull. This is disgusting and we should all be disgusted.
May the fourth be with you. But not these two Siths at the head of the (rapidly devolving American) Empire.
May 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
May the fourth be with you. But not these two Siths at the head of the (rapidly devolving American) Empire.
Has Trump saved you or someone you know from Fentanyl today?
The thing about lying is that it’s really hard to keep your lies consistent. Very soon Pam Bondi will claim Trump has saved every single American’s life twice, just for good measure.
The thing about lying is that it’s really hard to keep your lies consistent. Very soon Pam Bondi will claim Trump has saved every single American’s life twice, just for good measure.
May 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Has Trump saved you or someone you know from Fentanyl today?
The thing about lying is that it’s really hard to keep your lies consistent. Very soon Pam Bondi will claim Trump has saved every single American’s life twice, just for good measure.
The thing about lying is that it’s really hard to keep your lies consistent. Very soon Pam Bondi will claim Trump has saved every single American’s life twice, just for good measure.
Pam Bondi claims Donald Trump has saved 258 million lives in the last 100 days! That’s right - she claims 2 out of 3 people in the US would have been DEAD since Jan 20th if not for Trump. If we’re just making shit up, I’m pretty sure I saved 350 million people by going to work today.
April 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Pam Bondi claims Donald Trump has saved 258 million lives in the last 100 days! That’s right - she claims 2 out of 3 people in the US would have been DEAD since Jan 20th if not for Trump. If we’re just making shit up, I’m pretty sure I saved 350 million people by going to work today.
Proof tying POTUS to MS13! Deport now! No due process necessary, we have photoshop - I mean *photographic* evidence. “Just say yes”
April 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Proof tying POTUS to MS13! Deport now! No due process necessary, we have photoshop - I mean *photographic* evidence. “Just say yes”
He broke his own record for lowest approval rating. How is it the US chose to re-elect one of the biggest failures as President so he could do WORSE a second time around?
April 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He broke his own record for lowest approval rating. How is it the US chose to re-elect one of the biggest failures as President so he could do WORSE a second time around?
The absence of an inner compass turns people into wild broken weather vanes blown by some opportunistic asshole wind.
April 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The absence of an inner compass turns people into wild broken weather vanes blown by some opportunistic asshole wind.
THANK YOU, Wisconsin!!
SUCK IT Elon!!
SUCK IT Elon!!
April 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
THANK YOU, Wisconsin!!
SUCK IT Elon!!
SUCK IT Elon!!