Accounting nerd obsessed with music, Fisher Price Little People Collectibles, urban and not so urban fantasy novels, baking cheesecakes, Wisconsin Badgers, two spaces after periods, and dogs...all the dogs.
Hosting our family on Thanksgiving was awesome but tiring. Today though, we slept in, the dogs are not being assholes, and we're having some friends over later for Old Fashions and to build the Home Alone house from Legos. Also, it's Axe day. Go. Damn. Badger.
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hosting our family on Thanksgiving was awesome but tiring. Today though, we slept in, the dogs are not being assholes, and we're having some friends over later for Old Fashions and to build the Home Alone house from Legos. Also, it's Axe day. Go. Damn. Badger.
Pro tip for those doing holiday baking. If your pie crust doesn't come together and it pisses you off, give up and throw it over the fence in the backyard. Then go buy a pie at Kwik Trip because it will probably taste better anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Pro tip for those doing holiday baking. If your pie crust doesn't come together and it pisses you off, give up and throw it over the fence in the backyard. Then go buy a pie at Kwik Trip because it will probably taste better anyway.
This is pretty awesome. If you can support a Taco Johns today, please go buy some stuff so they can keep doing what they do! Also potato oles are the world's most perfect food.
It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is pretty awesome. If you can support a Taco Johns today, please go buy some stuff so they can keep doing what they do! Also potato oles are the world's most perfect food.
Community foundation gala tonight and I was asked for a cheesecake for the dessert auction. This year's edition is Hazelnut Espresso cheesecake with fresh raspberries and homemade raspberry glaze. A bit of espresso whipped cream to round it out. 5 pounds of coffee infused perfection.
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Community foundation gala tonight and I was asked for a cheesecake for the dessert auction. This year's edition is Hazelnut Espresso cheesecake with fresh raspberries and homemade raspberry glaze. A bit of espresso whipped cream to round it out. 5 pounds of coffee infused perfection.
I appreciate Ice Cube's pregame hype about championship football. I'm thinking maybe he hasn't seem Bucky play this year. Nonetheless, Go. Damn. Badger.
October 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I appreciate Ice Cube's pregame hype about championship football. I'm thinking maybe he hasn't seem Bucky play this year. Nonetheless, Go. Damn. Badger.
Quite a quandary. I specifically was saving all of my mirror shards for my new @theonion.com tote bag and yet they specifically advise against it. I guess they stay in the silverware drawer next to the fancy shrimp forks.
September 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Quite a quandary. I specifically was saving all of my mirror shards for my new @theonion.com tote bag and yet they specifically advise against it. I guess they stay in the silverware drawer next to the fancy shrimp forks.
It's important to do things you enjoy. This morning I baked toffee scones and I made 8 when the recipe said 12 because giant scones are fun and, I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.
September 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It's important to do things you enjoy. This morning I baked toffee scones and I made 8 when the recipe said 12 because giant scones are fun and, I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel.
Sometimes all it takes is a small sign that the universe really wants us to be happy. Today that sign was my pizza dough passing the window pane test exactly as it should. Up next on incredibly boring Friday old nerd talk, gluten development.
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes all it takes is a small sign that the universe really wants us to be happy. Today that sign was my pizza dough passing the window pane test exactly as it should. Up next on incredibly boring Friday old nerd talk, gluten development.
I've been in the entertainment business for 30 years and thus interacted with dangerously dumb, opportunistic assholes in my life and not once did a pistola to the neck seem a logical way to handle them. Stop fucking shooting people.
The internet is at peak stupid. We should all log off.
September 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I've been in the entertainment business for 30 years and thus interacted with dangerously dumb, opportunistic assholes in my life and not once did a pistola to the neck seem a logical way to handle them. Stop fucking shooting people.
The internet is at peak stupid. We should all log off.