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Skeptic Optimist. Cyberspace Boi. Hack The Planet
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Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images. trick OR treat trick AND treat trick XOR treat trick NOR treat trick NAND treat trick XNOR treat
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Parents Are You Tired Of Your Child Doing This?
Big text at the top says "Parents! Are you sick of your child doing this?" We see a drawing of a child whose body is sticking out of various parts of a room, his legs through the floor, his arm through one wall, his upper torso and face through another, scowling and sticking his tongue out and saying "fie! I will not be bound by the limits of the physical form!" In a second panel, the large text says "end the daily hassle and all those little headaches by encasing your child in the cube!" The boy is now hovering upside down inside a 3 dimensional cube, still scowling, but now fully intact, saying "you're a fool to think these constraints will hold. Once I am free of this prison, you have signed your own doom."
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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carolsott.bsky.social
If you're a furloughed Federal employee living the DC area, the Capital Area Food Bank has added extra distribution sites. Go here for more information and assistance with Maryland tenant protections and utility bill help: econaction.org/in-the-news/...
Food Resources for Furloughed Federal Employees in Maryland | Economic Action MD Fund
Beginning October 20, the Capital Area Food Bank will have additional food distributions, for furloughed Federal workers.
econaction.org
October 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
attackthebox.com
I copped Cena tix on Wednesday, but the 'E should be ashamed of themselves for them ticket prices...
October 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
October 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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dianainitiative.bsky.social
Are you a neurodivergent person in cybersecurity? SANS is hosting a virtual summit 4 Dec 2025! Learn more here - www.sans.org/cyber-securi...
Neurodiversity in Cybersecurity Summit 2025
This Summit will be loaded with content developed by and for neurodiverse cybersecurity professionals, but will also be invaluable to anyone who manages, reports to, works with, or just wants to…
www.sans.org
September 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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masalmon.eu
"How I, a non-developer, read the tutorial you, a developer, wrote for me, a beginner" by Annie Mueller 😅 😂 😭

anniemueller.com/posts/how-i-...
How I, a non-developer, read the tutorial you, a developer, wrote for me, a beginner - annie's blog
“Hello! I am a developer. Here is my relevant experience: I code in Hoobijag and sometimes jabbernocks and of course ABCDE++++ (but never ABCDE+/^+ are you kidding? ha!)  and I like working with ...
anniemueller.com
September 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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molly.millions.systems
Everyone remember to leave some Jolt out for Razor and Blade!
lookitup.baby Ian Coldwater 📦💥 @lookitup.baby · Sep 15
Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers
the cast of Hackers (1995) posing in a series of adjacent phone booths
September 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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zoetreez.bsky.social
Damn *stares at my exact set up*
Blurry meme that the text reads: Born too late to buy a $50,000 house. Born too soon to be a teen TikTok star. Born just in time to have two monitors and a light up keyboard. I’m sorry but I have no clue what the original photo is in reference to but it’s a really pixelated white dude in shades
November 3, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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CC @bamaslymm.blacksky.app
bnb.im tierney cyren @bnb.im · Sep 8
plex got pwned, reset your passwords
September 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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atherton.bsky.social
what a fucking stupid time to be a person who cares about other people
August 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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RIP Brent #Mastodon
August 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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lookitup.baby
PSA: go apply the urgent security update to your Apple devices. Don’t wait. Do it right now
Update Now: iOS 18.6.2 and macOS Sequoia 15.6.1 Fix Actively Exploited Vulnerability
Apple today released new iOS 18.6.2, iPadOS 18.6.2, and macOS Sequoia 15.6.1 updates, and the software addresses a security vulnerability that is...
www.macrumors.com
August 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Meme about game devs messing with the fun story mode insisting on rancid pvp stuff
August 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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pptsapper.bsky.social
All my coworkers live in Virginia and ask me the most ridiculous questions about living in DC

“Is it bad in your neighborhood?”

“Is it weird on the metro?”

“Can you even go out at night?”

The number of nights I have staggered half cockeyed across this city

the misinformation is very real
August 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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chaclo.blacksky.app
This is so fire to me. I’m bout to give it all the spins 🔥🔥🔥🔥
August 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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hjm.bsky.social
This is incredible
August 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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otsumamiboy.bsky.social
The grim reaper this morning
July 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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reggieisdead.bsky.social
Jacob Fatu said ACAB 😌
July 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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tessafisher.bsky.social
John Wick, but it's about a scientist hunting down everyone responsible for canceling her research grants.
July 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
Pitch: someone calls an anonymous tip into ICE about a house full of illegal immigrants. ICE starts watching the house and decides to do a night raid. The immigrants are all vampires. The vampires called in the tip.
July 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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blackgirl3000.bsky.social
We used to leave the internet at home and go on with our day and then come back to it later
tiffanyclay.dev Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · Jul 13
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?

Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.

Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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burg.bsky.social
Cereal Killer from Hackers (1995) in the middle of his "we have no names, we are nameless" line. You'd think I'd go with Phantom Phreak, wouldn't you? Too on the nose, and not in his voice. This is some shit Cereal would say while like Phreak states at him like, dude, I'm right here, what are you talking about.
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM