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REAL Atlas Kleiner
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The most real Atlas Kleiner out there! Do NOT believe any other Atlas Kleiner, they are nothing more than homunculus' created to eat me and gain my power.
*a shiver runs down my spine*

I think a version of me just bled out somewhere...

*running to my room of many monitors, I quickly check how many of me are alive*

n-no... another one dead... h-how...
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I really post nothing on here except the occasional random thought, kinda sad...

Have a picture of person who played an abysmal game of suika, a real awful game, I'm talking the worst game I've ever seen... The poor soul didn't even have a chance, it makes me feel sorry for them...
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I just made a video essay! Felt so strongly about The Mimosa Confessions' ending that I made a video about it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HdF...
The Light Novel That Flew Too Close to the Sun | The Mimosa Confessions Vol. 5 Review
YouTube video by VioletViolet
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Favorite character type has gotta be "average looking person with crazy power"

Love silly little guys like that!
September 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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*slaps you* that's for making me worry!
*inflates you, making you big and round*
and that's.. for saving my life
a close up of a girl 's face with her hand on her hair
ALT: a close up of a girl 's face with her hand on her hair
media.tenor.com
September 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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The Might of the Winter Queen

#mabinogi #art
July 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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guys im gonna be honest im tired of #vrchat worlds coming out and having no ambience

thats just me though

i think im like one of the few people who go to VRChat worlds and expect the worlds to have ambience
July 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Some days you just feel like an overworked japanese business man, but no cigarette and beer...
July 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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What happened with the Japanese speedrunners and KonKin on #SlashCo, a #VRChat horror game, is a long situation but I feel it necessary to explain it. Primarily so I can easily send the thread to people who are questioning what happened.

Now, here is how to NOT interact with fans of your game:
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Years later I finally understand the joke. Chicken jockey = Dickin' cockey
April 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I swear I heard my eunuch chuckle after handing me my tea...

*I take a big sip and a laugh is heard echoing from the hall*

I'm sure it's nothing though... Yeah... Nothing...
March 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Personally love waking up not american, it's pretty good
February 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Drank sugar caffeine drink, I feel invincible, my body is achieving a metamorphosis!

*I begin vibrating, slowly shaking faster and faster*

I feel it, I'm leaving this plane and ascending!

*My vibrating becomes too quick to see, you blink and in an instant I'm lying on the floor, passed out*
February 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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January 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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My friends, I call upon you to stand with me and shout.

This video is an explanation of what I know of my situation.
My friends, my lifestyle, and all of my projects are in danger.

Twitch please, we need your help.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W26-...
Twitch, Emo Needs Help.
YouTube video by TheEmoHealer
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm tired of working, I'm going to create a homunculus to work for me.
I sure hope it doesn't try to kill me and take my place, haha.

*My other homunculus laughs in the corner after I say this, but I simply shrug it off and get to work*
December 7, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Cultivation plans have gone wrong.
Do NOT drink Mercury.
Hmm... Although...

*I rub my chin with a devious grin*

Yes, of course... The elixir...
Got big cultivation plans, gonna become the next Chinese emperor soon...
November 28, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Got big cultivation plans, gonna become the next Chinese emperor soon...
November 26, 2024 at 4:47 AM
November 16, 2024 at 6:25 AM