THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION

CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin

CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!

This map of when people get on and off the Bloor-Danforth line 2 subway is interesting (though not especially surprising) in terms of data, but what really stands out for me is that it's gorgeous. Just a brilliant piece of data presentation. schoolofcities.github.io/transportati...

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

i don't think there's a more self defeating anti-piracy system than streaming sites that don't let you take screenshots. i am trying to talk about your product on social media! for free! and you're making that logistically difficult just in case i'm dedicated enough to do it 30 times a second!

nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao

She was arrested for writing an op-ed in the school newspaper. That’s it. Not for violence, or physical protest, or anything remotely akin to dangerous activity…for WRITING AN OPINION IN A PUBLIC FORUM.

Fascism, pure and simple.