Crystal Contreras-Atencio
@atenciocrystal.bsky.social
She/her. Wife guy. Ambassador of Lexus December to Remember. 🏳️🌈🐍🌵🦅🌶️🏳️⚧️
this hot dog from the menu at the Tesla diner looks like Freddy Kruger’s penis
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
this hot dog from the menu at the Tesla diner looks like Freddy Kruger’s penis
Same. The first time we had Thanksgiving with my stepdad’s family (white) they messed up the macaroni and cheese so badly they added orange food coloring to it to try and fix it
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Same. The first time we had Thanksgiving with my stepdad’s family (white) they messed up the macaroni and cheese so badly they added orange food coloring to it to try and fix it
Went and saw the giant pants
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Went and saw the giant pants
I think it’s fine to listen to music without headphones if you’re at the beach
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I think it’s fine to listen to music without headphones if you’re at the beach
Just a rancid, unappetizing, offensive building. Horrible aura, like if norovirus had an address
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just a rancid, unappetizing, offensive building. Horrible aura, like if norovirus had an address
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
August 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
I am not a criminal, I am a
July 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I am not a criminal, I am a
What would Jesus do?
July 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What would Jesus do?
Mikaela does not support this
July 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Mikaela does not support this
you know, I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say that if you’re posting this meme, it’s probably a good thing you don’t find young women’s fashion choices to be sexually appealing
July 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
you know, I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say that if you’re posting this meme, it’s probably a good thing you don’t find young women’s fashion choices to be sexually appealing
The pickleball subreddit is filled to the brim with wife guys
July 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The pickleball subreddit is filled to the brim with wife guys
Ladies, this man says he can’t trust you, wyd?
June 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ladies, this man says he can’t trust you, wyd?
I got this patch because I’m covering a hole from a dog bite and this felt appropriate. Also Snoopeh
June 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I got this patch because I’m covering a hole from a dog bite and this felt appropriate. Also Snoopeh
just got my jeans hemmed and a neighborhood dog bit a hole right into them
June 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
just got my jeans hemmed and a neighborhood dog bit a hole right into them
Our backyard is covered in baby bird shit and look what she did to my dogwoods bruh
June 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Our backyard is covered in baby bird shit and look what she did to my dogwoods bruh
You guys, she can fly now
June 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You guys, she can fly now
More baby crow progress. It made a short flight today from the planter to my dogwood, where it has carved a hole for itself. We could be in for 6 more days of this. It’s pooping everywhere
June 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
More baby crow progress. It made a short flight today from the planter to my dogwood, where it has carved a hole for itself. We could be in for 6 more days of this. It’s pooping everywhere
Josefina Cuervo Day 5
June 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Josefina Cuervo Day 5
Day 4 of Josefina Cuervo’s flight journey. She looks more like a normal crow each day. Maybe we should start playing Evanescence for her
June 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Day 4 of Josefina Cuervo’s flight journey. She looks more like a normal crow each day. Maybe we should start playing Evanescence for her
Is there a practical use for these? I save them to use as napkin and cracker holders on charcuterie boards, but I don’t think I’ll need that many. Otherwise I guess I’ll just throw them out? Do they turn into mulch? Can I shred them and put them in my non-edible garden beds?
April 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is there a practical use for these? I save them to use as napkin and cracker holders on charcuterie boards, but I don’t think I’ll need that many. Otherwise I guess I’ll just throw them out? Do they turn into mulch? Can I shred them and put them in my non-edible garden beds?