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Astrolux
@astrolux.bsky.social
sometimes funny space nerd

new strawpage!!!
https://astrolux.straw.page
We should genetically engineer cats to help us cook thanksgiving dinner. just the brain.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Don’t deep fry a frozen turkey!!!
…Unless you want to explode. then go ahead.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Sometimes when I’m bored I like to launch unwilling participants into the sun at relativistic speeds
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
jesus christ. look what they did to my poor son.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
there's something about this that tickles my brain
SPACE/NEPTUNE2.GIF
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
NEW GLENN 9X4 IS SO BEAUTIFUL
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
*starts vibrating uncontrollably*
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Shuttle my behated
When you bring up the shuttle with Space fans
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hypersonic backflips
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
scrub origin
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i hate the weather. delaying all my launches. >:(
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Launch of New Glenn in under an hour!!! hype hype hype
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i'm surprisingly excited for the florida starship pad & tower.
frankly im excited for both starbase and florida to get the new pads. i loooove ground infrastructure
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i still cant wait until HLS launches from florida. that's gotta be the largest launch from kennedy since the Saturn V, right??
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i doused 14 people with tar in 1694
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I'm so holly. so jolly. filled with the christmas spirit. so christmas core. ho ho ho.
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i cannot be trusted with a sleeve of oreos
October 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I forgot how funny my posts are here
September 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Flight 10 was crazy btw
September 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
these new official renders from SpaceX, of the superheavy booster make my mouth water...

it almost looks lewd without the skirt section around the turbines and plumbing LMAO
August 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
mark my words:
AI is gonna level out. I don't think it could get to true AGI

The vibes don't fit.

Every tech "wonder" that claims to have this big of an impact, LK-99, NFT scams, they all end up either underdelivering, or just straight up not be what people think it is.
August 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Regarding starship’s second stage, I still don’t understand why it’s so… pointy?
I mean, it does look sick as hell, you can’t deny the aesthetic appeal with a ship like that…

But, there’s so many advantages to having a blunter nose to the ship!
August 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I forgot this site was a thing
August 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i love monocular characters. or characters with 3 or more eyes. ts peak as hell.
June 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
remade my strawpage today b/c it suckeddd. it looks a bit better now... i hope.
May 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM