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→ @ChatGPT (writes my investor updates: “Metrics: 🤯”)

8/ PRESS COVERAGE:

Forbes: “The Zuckerberg of Garage Startups”

TechCrunch: “We Googled Him. Nothing Came Up.”

My Notes App: “BUY MILK.”

7/ WHY THIS WORKS:

→ Speed: I ship faster than Amazon returns

→ Hustle: Slept 3 hours total (hallucinations = free ideation)

→ Vision: My pitch deck is a TikTok slideshow with Lose Yourself audio.

6/ MONTH 6:

Startup #6: ChatGPT Therapist

→ User: Just me, crying into the API

→ Pivot: Now a Chrome extension that replies “🔥” to exes’ Stories

→ MoM Growth: ∞% (I used it once).

5/ MONTH 5:

Startup #5: DAO for Abandoned Side Projects

→ Members: Me, my sleep paralysis demon, and a crypto bot

→ Roadmap: Tokenize my Medium articles

→ Funding: Pre-seed round: $0 (but vibes are bullish).

4/ MONTH 4:

Startup #4: Revolutionary Social Media Scheduler

→ Market Fit: “If I capture 1% of the 7 billion humans…”

→ MVP: A Notion template that tweets “🧵👇” daily

→ Growth Hack: Bought a $5 Fiverr testimonial. *“Life-changing!” – @FakeUser123*

3/ MONTH 3:

Startup #3: “Uber for Laundry”

→ Revenue: $12 (washed my own hoodie 6 times)

→ Tech Stack: A WhatsApp group + Venmo

→ Exit Strategy: Acquired by my landlord for rent credit.

2/ MONTH 2:

Startup #2: NFT Toaster

→ Revenue: -$400 (minted 10 “artisanal toast” NFTs)

→ Breakthrough: Sold one to my roommate for ramen money

→ Pivot: Now a Web3 waffle iron.

1/ MONTH 1:

*Startup #1: AI-Powered Toothpaste Subscription*

→ Revenue: $30 (my mom bought 3 tubes)

→ Valuation: Priceless (I used GPT-4 for the slogan)

→ Next Step: Scaling to pets.

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