Astro
@astrokreep.bsky.social
He/Him/WTF?
Old enough to know better but dumb enough to do it anyway.
Truly believes the internet was a mistake.
Is channeling the spirit of Ol' Kentucky Shark himself (RIP SHARKY).
Old enough to know better but dumb enough to do it anyway.
Truly believes the internet was a mistake.
Is channeling the spirit of Ol' Kentucky Shark himself (RIP SHARKY).
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I understand how people get so disgusted with guns they just say "ban them all", but that's not a workable policy proposal in the US.
if you want regulation then you'd better have people writing those regulations who understand what a firearm is- in a technical and a legal sense.
if you want regulation then you'd better have people writing those regulations who understand what a firearm is- in a technical and a legal sense.
a. how the fuck are you going to ban something in law without precisely describing what it is?
b. my state (NJ) bans the AR-15, all derivatives, and any "substantially identical" firearms by name (www.nj.gov/lps/dcj/aggu...). anyways, google NJ compliant firearms. it's a lot harder than you think.
b. my state (NJ) bans the AR-15, all derivatives, and any "substantially identical" firearms by name (www.nj.gov/lps/dcj/aggu...). anyways, google NJ compliant firearms. it's a lot harder than you think.
August 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I understand how people get so disgusted with guns they just say "ban them all", but that's not a workable policy proposal in the US.
if you want regulation then you'd better have people writing those regulations who understand what a firearm is- in a technical and a legal sense.
if you want regulation then you'd better have people writing those regulations who understand what a firearm is- in a technical and a legal sense.
Bad take:
I don't like photo mode or base building in games.
Good Take:
While I don't enjoy them and won't use them, I'm glad they are there for those that do.
Gamer take:
Fallout 4 is a horribly bad game, much worse that Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel
I don't like photo mode or base building in games.
Good Take:
While I don't enjoy them and won't use them, I'm glad they are there for those that do.
Gamer take:
Fallout 4 is a horribly bad game, much worse that Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel
August 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Bad take:
I don't like photo mode or base building in games.
Good Take:
While I don't enjoy them and won't use them, I'm glad they are there for those that do.
Gamer take:
Fallout 4 is a horribly bad game, much worse that Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel
I don't like photo mode or base building in games.
Good Take:
While I don't enjoy them and won't use them, I'm glad they are there for those that do.
Gamer take:
Fallout 4 is a horribly bad game, much worse that Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel
Do you know how useless you have to be to just criticize everything and have no real solutions to anything?
...asking for a friend...
...asking for a friend...
a man wearing headphones says completely worthless in front of a brick wall
ALT: a man wearing headphones says completely worthless in front of a brick wall
media.tenor.com
August 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Do you know how useless you have to be to just criticize everything and have no real solutions to anything?
...asking for a friend...
...asking for a friend...
Holy shit balls, I keep forgetting time still moves forward and I am slowly becoming dust in the wind...
Chrono Trigger is now 30 years old. Whether you plan on revisiting it for the anniversary or playing it for the first time, our new feature goes over platforms and devices covering differences, features, and more to help find the best Chrono Trigger version for you: www.rpgsite.net/feature/1812...
August 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Holy shit balls, I keep forgetting time still moves forward and I am slowly becoming dust in the wind...
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
July 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
AMERICA!
FUCK YEA!
FUCK YEA!
happy independence day to those who celebrate, pls enjoy dumpster diving bald eagles with me
July 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
AMERICA!
FUCK YEA!
FUCK YEA!
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Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker is free on YouTube right now btw, in case you wanted to watch one of the best Batman movies
July 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker is free on YouTube right now btw, in case you wanted to watch one of the best Batman movies
Need games to play this July 4th?
Here is a small list:
Here is a small list:
July 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Need games to play this July 4th?
Here is a small list:
Here is a small list:
Recent pick ups.
Got half way into the 1st book and had to pick up book two and three....
Got half way into the 1st book and had to pick up book two and three....
June 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Recent pick ups.
Got half way into the 1st book and had to pick up book two and three....
Got half way into the 1st book and had to pick up book two and three....
I wish Garfield was my dealer....
June 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I wish Garfield was my dealer....
They aren't here to help you....
June 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They aren't here to help you....
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA these dipshits never take a day off, do they?
May 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA these dipshits never take a day off, do they?
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Yo, get on this guys, just think of one day having trash panda/IRL goblin @iwriteok.bsky.social as a guest on Voicemail Dump Truck.
@grubb.wtf
@janochoa.bsky.social
@jerf.xyz
@danryckert.com
@tolkoto.com
@grubb.wtf
@janochoa.bsky.social
@jerf.xyz
@danryckert.com
@tolkoto.com
Can I interest the various owners of giant bomb in joining me on better offline
May 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Yo, get on this guys, just think of one day having trash panda/IRL goblin @iwriteok.bsky.social as a guest on Voicemail Dump Truck.
@grubb.wtf
@janochoa.bsky.social
@jerf.xyz
@danryckert.com
@tolkoto.com
@grubb.wtf
@janochoa.bsky.social
@jerf.xyz
@danryckert.com
@tolkoto.com
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin movie
202 Dalmatians
202 Dalmatians
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
The 10th Element
The 10th Element
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.
Jet Li's "The Two"
Jet Li's "The Two"
May 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin movie
202 Dalmatians
202 Dalmatians
May 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Out of all the video game journalism "Jeff's" out there, who would win in a street fight?
My money is on @jeffgerstmann.com
He is made for the streets and will shank someone with a glass bottle.
Second place?
@grubb.wtf with the tag team of @tolkoto.com
Who is your Jeff to win it all?
My money is on @jeffgerstmann.com
He is made for the streets and will shank someone with a glass bottle.
Second place?
@grubb.wtf with the tag team of @tolkoto.com
Who is your Jeff to win it all?
May 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Out of all the video game journalism "Jeff's" out there, who would win in a street fight?
My money is on @jeffgerstmann.com
He is made for the streets and will shank someone with a glass bottle.
Second place?
@grubb.wtf with the tag team of @tolkoto.com
Who is your Jeff to win it all?
My money is on @jeffgerstmann.com
He is made for the streets and will shank someone with a glass bottle.
Second place?
@grubb.wtf with the tag team of @tolkoto.com
Who is your Jeff to win it all?
Is that direction having the most creative people who would make you laugh and follow to the ends of the earth?
No?
Then *NOT BRAND SAFE WORDING* off.
@janochoa.bsky.social if this is you posting then I'm sorry bud.
Will Venmo you an apology.
No?
Then *NOT BRAND SAFE WORDING* off.
@janochoa.bsky.social if this is you posting then I'm sorry bud.
Will Venmo you an apology.
We understand your frustration and appreciate your patience — we're actively exploring creative directions for the future of GB and look forward to sharing more with you soon.
May 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Is that direction having the most creative people who would make you laugh and follow to the ends of the earth?
No?
Then *NOT BRAND SAFE WORDING* off.
@janochoa.bsky.social if this is you posting then I'm sorry bud.
Will Venmo you an apology.
No?
Then *NOT BRAND SAFE WORDING* off.
@janochoa.bsky.social if this is you posting then I'm sorry bud.
Will Venmo you an apology.
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Not to be alarmist but “Human After All” from Daft Punk is 20 years old
Post it
Scroll it
Old Feel it
Technologic
Post it
Scroll it
Old Feel it
Technologic
April 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Not to be alarmist but “Human After All” from Daft Punk is 20 years old
Post it
Scroll it
Old Feel it
Technologic
Post it
Scroll it
Old Feel it
Technologic
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It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
March 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
Oh no....
Anyway, been watching Succession
Pretty good so far...
Anyway, been watching Succession
Pretty good so far...
WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating
March 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oh no....
Anyway, been watching Succession
Pretty good so far...
Anyway, been watching Succession
Pretty good so far...
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okay so if you are interested you can make it hard for tesla to serve its actual customers by scheduling a bunch of fake test drives
tesla.com/drive
as of my posting this you do not need to verify your appointment by email or text message, but if you have burners set up already, string them along.
tesla.com/drive
as of my posting this you do not need to verify your appointment by email or text message, but if you have burners set up already, string them along.
March 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
okay so if you are interested you can make it hard for tesla to serve its actual customers by scheduling a bunch of fake test drives
tesla.com/drive
as of my posting this you do not need to verify your appointment by email or text message, but if you have burners set up already, string them along.
tesla.com/drive
as of my posting this you do not need to verify your appointment by email or text message, but if you have burners set up already, string them along.
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Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!