Astro🪐
@astrobride.bsky.social
✨lover of cats, yeller at clouds✨
she/they | mean bisexual 💗💜💙 | minors DNI pls im allergic
she/they | mean bisexual 💗💜💙 | minors DNI pls im allergic
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me, my sock full of pennies
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me, my sock full of pennies
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Tapping the XKCD sign again to explain that no, I won't be seeing an aurora tonight. Or at least I really hope not. That would be bad. :)
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Tapping the XKCD sign again to explain that no, I won't be seeing an aurora tonight. Or at least I really hope not. That would be bad. :)
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There’s a heart-shaped feature in the Sun’s corona - seen in a recent SDO’s A193 filtered image, which captures the hot solar atmosphere.
❤️☀️
The Sun’s sending its love to Earth … cause nothing says love like an X-class flares and series of proton showers! 😅
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The Sun’s sending its love to Earth … cause nothing says love like an X-class flares and series of proton showers! 😅
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There’s a heart-shaped feature in the Sun’s corona - seen in a recent SDO’s A193 filtered image, which captures the hot solar atmosphere.
❤️☀️
The Sun’s sending its love to Earth … cause nothing says love like an X-class flares and series of proton showers! 😅
❤️☀️
The Sun’s sending its love to Earth … cause nothing says love like an X-class flares and series of proton showers! 😅
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The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a poem about the quiet of snow. The little cat is curled up above the covers, by his feet.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a poem about the quiet of snow. The little cat is curled up above the covers, by his feet.
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Tonight! 11:30pm EST!
The forbidden secrets of the Mistland's ancient civilization are almost ours... but Infested Dungeons stand between us and alchemical mastery!
Rally HERE, vikings! Glory calls us to battle once more!
The forbidden secrets of the Mistland's ancient civilization are almost ours... but Infested Dungeons stand between us and alchemical mastery!
Rally HERE, vikings! Glory calls us to battle once more!
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Tonight! 11:30pm EST!
The forbidden secrets of the Mistland's ancient civilization are almost ours... but Infested Dungeons stand between us and alchemical mastery!
Rally HERE, vikings! Glory calls us to battle once more!
The forbidden secrets of the Mistland's ancient civilization are almost ours... but Infested Dungeons stand between us and alchemical mastery!
Rally HERE, vikings! Glory calls us to battle once more!
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Kink is good for you, find something that makes you crazy hard and chase it. You will make better friends seeking the niche erotic than you ever will worrying about what others get off to
July 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Kink is good for you, find something that makes you crazy hard and chase it. You will make better friends seeking the niche erotic than you ever will worrying about what others get off to
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There's a misunderstanding that if you dig into American history you'll find a breed of hero who can serve as proof of a mythically-moral origin story but it just isn't true
America was founded by slavers who were mad at paying taxes and pretending otherwise is just hypernationalist fantasy
America was founded by slavers who were mad at paying taxes and pretending otherwise is just hypernationalist fantasy
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There's a misunderstanding that if you dig into American history you'll find a breed of hero who can serve as proof of a mythically-moral origin story but it just isn't true
America was founded by slavers who were mad at paying taxes and pretending otherwise is just hypernationalist fantasy
America was founded by slavers who were mad at paying taxes and pretending otherwise is just hypernationalist fantasy
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Potion of Massive Tax-Evasion
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Potion of Massive Tax-Evasion
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The year is 2055. You are trading a Fiesta! pail to a wasteland warlord for gasoline and bullets. The tribe's Speaker nods solemnly. Tonight there will be singing and dancing in the crumbling walls. Taco Tuesday. The last Taco Tuesday.
July 19, 2024 at 5:03 PM
The year is 2055. You are trading a Fiesta! pail to a wasteland warlord for gasoline and bullets. The tribe's Speaker nods solemnly. Tonight there will be singing and dancing in the crumbling walls. Taco Tuesday. The last Taco Tuesday.
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Catgirls only want one thing and thats gentle headpats (and possibly food) ♡( ◡‿◡ )
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Catgirls only want one thing and thats gentle headpats (and possibly food) ♡( ◡‿◡ )
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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Not sure how I manage to be so sexy and cute at the same time. 🐀 #vsky #vroid #3dart #vtuber #ChamsNSFW
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Not sure how I manage to be so sexy and cute at the same time. 🐀 #vsky #vroid #3dart #vtuber #ChamsNSFW
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The ridge-like Orion Bar, seen in the lower left of this Hubble image, is created when stars’ ultraviolet light—capable of carving more diffuse matter—collides with denser, less penetrable matter.
Credit: NASA, ESA, STScI. 🔭 🧪
Credit: NASA, ESA, STScI. 🔭 🧪
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The ridge-like Orion Bar, seen in the lower left of this Hubble image, is created when stars’ ultraviolet light—capable of carving more diffuse matter—collides with denser, less penetrable matter.
Credit: NASA, ESA, STScI. 🔭 🧪
Credit: NASA, ESA, STScI. 🔭 🧪
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be there or be square!
me:
me:
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
be there or be square!
me:
me:
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The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a book about eels. The little cat is curled up above his head, on the pillow.
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a book about eels. The little cat is curled up above his head, on the pillow.
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I'm sure it'll go better in December
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm sure it'll go better in December
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This will kill millions over time. Not with bombs, bullets, or the scene violence and murder, but the more lowkey murder that will be slower, harder to see publicly. Brought to you by the Fascist Party, the GOP, and delivered by their collaborators, the Democratic Party.
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This will kill millions over time. Not with bombs, bullets, or the scene violence and murder, but the more lowkey murder that will be slower, harder to see publicly. Brought to you by the Fascist Party, the GOP, and delivered by their collaborators, the Democratic Party.
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But like actually where did the political will to take the hemp industry out back and shoot it come from
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
But like actually where did the political will to take the hemp industry out back and shoot it come from
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Democrats shut down the government, only to pass a bill that bans.... CBD products for some reason?
of all the things about this deal that are pissing me off this might have pissed me off the most
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Democrats shut down the government, only to pass a bill that bans.... CBD products for some reason?
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The cheapest plan available to me (a Georgian) is over $1,000 a month. Healthcare is no longer an option for me. I will ration the medication I take for as long as I can and then I will wait to die.
So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The cheapest plan available to me (a Georgian) is over $1,000 a month. Healthcare is no longer an option for me. I will ration the medication I take for as long as I can and then I will wait to die.
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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