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hellenistic astrology student by day
unhinged hot emo milf by night
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The sense of dread on TikTok is palpably increasing as the Sun-Pluto conjunction gets closer
January 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Having a fat ass is Jupiter remediation.
January 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Having a rejoicing Moon (Moon in the 3rd house) is so special 🥹 it’s like a special power that makes you feel more in tune with your environment, your instincts, your local space… Forever grateful 🌙
January 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
adding in pregnant as well, that 10h activation w jupiter conjunct cancer ascendant for my 5H profection year this oct…& pluto continuing his erratic tap dance on my 5H uranus at 4 degrees
i’m getting engaged and married this year
January 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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glad that venus is holding down the fort. she’ll subdue both saturn and mars for a while
January 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones.
January 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Why do my cats pose for photographs like they’re 18th-century aristocracy?
January 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
i’m getting engaged and married this year
January 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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the nodal reversal / secondary progressed lunar return / Saturn return combo is wild.

people think it’s *just* the Saturn return but all of this happens at the end of your 20s and it aggressively catapults you into an entirely new place in life.
December 29, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me Venus profection save me
December 29, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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Mercury has all forms of dignity in Virgo aside from triplicity

This is funny to me because when a planet has triplicity it means it has community but Mercury in Virgo doesn’t trust anyone else to do things because they know they have the skill to do things more accurately
December 29, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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the beauty of astrology: it doesn’t provide all of the answers but it reminds us that we’re never alone in time 🌀
December 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Them: so who’s in charge here?

Two people with 1H synastry, in unison: I AM!
December 28, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Where my Sag moons at?
December 28, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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🧵: Saturn-Neptune conjunction (tropical).

Background: I had done a similar 🧵 on Twitter in Dec. 2022 before ElRon Muskard took it. Wasn’t in the archive 🤦. So, I’m going to revisit this transit for all 12 rising signs, just be aware that I may not get everything I originally wrote. #astrosphere
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 PM
would you do hard drugs (like molly or shrooms) before a saturn square moon transit is tight? it’s a wide orb of 6 degrees rn
December 28, 2024 at 11:47 PM
“In honor of Mars retrograde, share a selfie with your natal Mars placement.”

Sagittarius Mars, 3H (conjunct Pluto & Mars & Venus)
December 27, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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Really hoping we get some new musical sounds out of these outer planet ingresses. So much has gotten stale & soulless.
December 26, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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baby girl nosferatu
December 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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theme of Jupiter in Cancer:
- abundant intimacy
- the witchy scholar
- powerful, trusted friends
- joy in the family/marriage
- material wealth
- talent in the arts
- elevated culture
- famous thought-leaders

This will be *the* transit of 2025!
December 22, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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I've eaten enough cookies to kill a Victorian child
December 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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A group of Christmas Caroling lawyers, call it Chant-a Clause
December 24, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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What a card for the day!
December 25, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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The Moon is what makes astrology *intimate,* deeply felt, and present in our day-to-day life.
She really is that girl.
December 18, 2024 at 7:24 PM