Matt Botts
@astrobotts.bsky.social
Security and Compliance geek, law school dropout, error-prone computer made of meat, ex-Wisconsinite. Opinions are my own.
2 years after I moved back to the Bay Area from Dallas, my company announced the HQ was relocating to a Tulsa suburb. When the CEO suggested staff look into moving, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed out loud harder.
I’ll be in the cold, cold ground before I move back to a red state.
I’ll be in the cold, cold ground before I move back to a red state.
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
2 years after I moved back to the Bay Area from Dallas, my company announced the HQ was relocating to a Tulsa suburb. When the CEO suggested staff look into moving, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed out loud harder.
I’ll be in the cold, cold ground before I move back to a red state.
I’ll be in the cold, cold ground before I move back to a red state.
Zillow may not be using this info, but you can bet Cotality (formerly CoreLogic), who sells this information to your insurers, will!
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Zillow may not be using this info, but you can bet Cotality (formerly CoreLogic), who sells this information to your insurers, will!
Haven’t you ever wanted to be able to say “sorry I don’t go North of the 635” with almost religious conviction?
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Haven’t you ever wanted to be able to say “sorry I don’t go North of the 635” with almost religious conviction?
That stretch of 75 between Plano and downtown Dallas is like a Final Destination movie. You’re basically giving death the finger and daring him to toss a Nissan at you.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
That stretch of 75 between Plano and downtown Dallas is like a Final Destination movie. You’re basically giving death the finger and daring him to toss a Nissan at you.
He’s just like us with his Sub-Zero refrigerator!
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
He’s just like us with his Sub-Zero refrigerator!
They are so good! Try the live resin ones if you have the chance. For lack of a better description, they feel like more of a head high than a body high.
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
They are so good! Try the live resin ones if you have the chance. For lack of a better description, they feel like more of a head high than a body high.
Stupid sandwich, this is all your fault.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Stupid sandwich, this is all your fault.
This dumb POS is from a region where people wore sweatpants and a Packers Starter jacket to church on Sunday (laudatory). But sure, by all means, dress up to fly into LSE.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This dumb POS is from a region where people wore sweatpants and a Packers Starter jacket to church on Sunday (laudatory). But sure, by all means, dress up to fly into LSE.
Yeah! Take that, BK Kids Club!
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Yeah! Take that, BK Kids Club!
Yo, can the blood cancer gang get in on this too?
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yo, can the blood cancer gang get in on this too?
Is this possible @regimecpa.bsky.social? Asking for a friend…
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Is this possible @regimecpa.bsky.social? Asking for a friend…
Hey, don’t lump us flabby boys in with those jerks!
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Hey, don’t lump us flabby boys in with those jerks!
We’ve strayed too far from God as a species. We should only believe only in “My Mother the Car” here.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We’ve strayed too far from God as a species. We should only believe only in “My Mother the Car” here.
Just put more clove in your plague mask and stay awhile with us - the miasma is fine!
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just put more clove in your plague mask and stay awhile with us - the miasma is fine!
Plus he is still refusing to to return General Santa Anna’s leg to Mexico. If you would like to join the movement to return the leg to the Mexican people, write Illinois Senator Richard J. Durbin. Thank you, and good night.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Plus he is still refusing to to return General Santa Anna’s leg to Mexico. If you would like to join the movement to return the leg to the Mexican people, write Illinois Senator Richard J. Durbin. Thank you, and good night.