I deeply love deli clerks. They are keepers of the light.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I deeply love deli clerks. They are keepers of the light.
I can’t explain religious phenomenons, but the lady w smokers wrinkles buying scratch offs bitchin there’s never any sweet & low is a mystic—cause when she calls you “hon”—it’s healing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I can’t explain religious phenomenons, but the lady w smokers wrinkles buying scratch offs bitchin there’s never any sweet & low is a mystic—cause when she calls you “hon”—it’s healing.
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We all have our crosses to bear. I am compelled to do kegels whenever I hear Tainted Love. We all have our crosses to bear.
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We all have our crosses to bear. I am compelled to do kegels whenever I hear Tainted Love. We all have our crosses to bear.
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So many moving pieces in the world this morning. I’m going to drink a Fanta grape from a long neck bottle and cruise the esplanade with Herbie Hancock
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So many moving pieces in the world this morning. I’m going to drink a Fanta grape from a long neck bottle and cruise the esplanade with Herbie Hancock
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Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
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Last February, Peter and his son split sections of a walnut log into pieces for a joint stool.
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Last February, Peter and his son split sections of a walnut log into pieces for a joint stool.
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The amount of whipped cream on a slice of pie should render it invisible do not judge me
November 27, 2024 at 1:16 PM
The amount of whipped cream on a slice of pie should render it invisible do not judge me
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when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you
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If I’ve ever shared a song with you just know that means I would die for you
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If I’ve ever shared a song with you just know that means I would die for you
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They say empty vessels make the loudest noise but what they don’t tell you is they also make a wicked handy receptacle to carry your bologna loaf in
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They say empty vessels make the loudest noise but what they don’t tell you is they also make a wicked handy receptacle to carry your bologna loaf in
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Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
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Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
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The whole mall is strippers?
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The whole mall is strippers?
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Just a super long esophagus in a trench coat.
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Just a super long esophagus in a trench coat.
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Purple and yellow, partners in crime!
More art of @einalesrm.bsky.social and I. So happy with my rendering on this one! :D
#art #ocsky
More art of @einalesrm.bsky.social and I. So happy with my rendering on this one! :D
#art #ocsky
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Purple and yellow, partners in crime!
More art of @einalesrm.bsky.social and I. So happy with my rendering on this one! :D
#art #ocsky
More art of @einalesrm.bsky.social and I. So happy with my rendering on this one! :D
#art #ocsky
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Erratic?!? Motherfucker i think you mean elusive
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Erratic?!? Motherfucker i think you mean elusive
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You can spread my hot dog buns if you wanna
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You can spread my hot dog buns if you wanna
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I wait all day so I can peek back the which, sulfurous clouds of the second in the sky. When the time comes I'm overcome by lethargy, being pulled into the soundless depths of night without a whisper to call my own
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I wait all day so I can peek back the which, sulfurous clouds of the second in the sky. When the time comes I'm overcome by lethargy, being pulled into the soundless depths of night without a whisper to call my own
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a list of best supersitions that i sometimes do: 1) kiss my palm when boarding a plane, apply to the entry door. 2) throw salt over my shoulder if I happen to spill some. 3) never throw hair away.. cuz witches. 4) just look for deals at the supermarket and stay out of arroyos past dark
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
a list of best supersitions that i sometimes do: 1) kiss my palm when boarding a plane, apply to the entry door. 2) throw salt over my shoulder if I happen to spill some. 3) never throw hair away.. cuz witches. 4) just look for deals at the supermarket and stay out of arroyos past dark
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Sparks and electrical fires call me short circuit because all of my paths lead to a dramatic flare but I do practice pinching for a more slow burn cartoon fuse sizzle
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Sparks and electrical fires call me short circuit because all of my paths lead to a dramatic flare but I do practice pinching for a more slow burn cartoon fuse sizzle
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Thank you for awakening my inner child. I hope you enjoy all the crying and tantrums.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Thank you for awakening my inner child. I hope you enjoy all the crying and tantrums.
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
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30 seconds of bird bliss, if you like that sort of thing, I guess
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
30 seconds of bird bliss, if you like that sort of thing, I guess
Well well well, light up the horizon of my soul why don’t you
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Well well well, light up the horizon of my soul why don’t you
I didn’t have imaginary friends. I had very specific spirits.
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I didn’t have imaginary friends. I had very specific spirits.