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Astor
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🖖 Crewman aboard the NX-01 Enterprise 🖖

👑 Queen of the Spreadsheets 👑

☀️ Solarpunk ☀️

⭐️ Neo-Luddite ⭐️

✌️ Peacemonger ✌️

✨ Non-Toxic Positivity ✨
that said, his incompetence does mean that I get to write the vast majority of the internal IT knowledge base articles and I really like making those, it's a fun distraction from being treated like garbage
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
dude is getting let go at the end of the year so I've completely given up on attempting to be civil with someone who does nothing but lie to cover his own ass
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I feel like experiencing the ocean for the first time on board a ship that is as large as a city would be amazing

and most cruises have both twirly water slides AND a casino

perfect place
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
PERFECTION
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Made myself sick! But not sick enough to call off! 🙃
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I put expired mayonnaise on the sandwich I'm forcing myself to eat, in the hopes of getting mild food poisoning so I can call off work without feeling too guilty
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I read an article a week or so ago about how the vast majority of modern humans and specifically Americans are suffering from zoochosis

and I can't stop thinking about it
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
$10k for items exhibiting anti-grav tech lmaooo
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If I get one more ad for some homebrewed TTRPG book, I'm going to scream <3
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(I genuinely do believe that but believing it and being happy about it are two very different things.)
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM