Astor
@astorblue.bsky.social
🖖 Crewman aboard the NX-01 Enterprise 🖖
👑 Queen of the Spreadsheets 👑
☀️ Solarpunk ☀️
⭐️ Neo-Luddite ⭐️
✌️ Peacemonger ✌️
✨ Non-Toxic Positivity ✨
👑 Queen of the Spreadsheets 👑
☀️ Solarpunk ☀️
⭐️ Neo-Luddite ⭐️
✌️ Peacemonger ✌️
✨ Non-Toxic Positivity ✨
What is best in life? To crush your clients, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their internal IT teams.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What is best in life? To crush your clients, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their internal IT teams.
I have finally reported enough ads on reddit that I've started getting the absolutely bonkers stuff
Feels good man
Feels good man
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have finally reported enough ads on reddit that I've started getting the absolutely bonkers stuff
Feels good man
Feels good man
"heyyy you know that book series you've been listening to over and over? maybe you want to.... buy it again?? for some reason??"
I feel like the Books You May Like section should check to see if it's a Book You Already Own
I feel like the Books You May Like section should check to see if it's a Book You Already Own
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"heyyy you know that book series you've been listening to over and over? maybe you want to.... buy it again?? for some reason??"
I feel like the Books You May Like section should check to see if it's a Book You Already Own
I feel like the Books You May Like section should check to see if it's a Book You Already Own
yknow
I've hit the point that I absolutely do agree that gendering random products is ridiculous
but I can still admit that I'd be way less embarrassed if I were seen sipping that cute, minimalist FLRT can instead of a BEASTLY CAN OF MONSTER ENERGY TO UNLEASH THE BEAST
I've hit the point that I absolutely do agree that gendering random products is ridiculous
but I can still admit that I'd be way less embarrassed if I were seen sipping that cute, minimalist FLRT can instead of a BEASTLY CAN OF MONSTER ENERGY TO UNLEASH THE BEAST
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
yknow
I've hit the point that I absolutely do agree that gendering random products is ridiculous
but I can still admit that I'd be way less embarrassed if I were seen sipping that cute, minimalist FLRT can instead of a BEASTLY CAN OF MONSTER ENERGY TO UNLEASH THE BEAST
I've hit the point that I absolutely do agree that gendering random products is ridiculous
but I can still admit that I'd be way less embarrassed if I were seen sipping that cute, minimalist FLRT can instead of a BEASTLY CAN OF MONSTER ENERGY TO UNLEASH THE BEAST
A snuggly little Jackenstein, all cozy after a long day of napping and eating
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A snuggly little Jackenstein, all cozy after a long day of napping and eating
Undertale reference???
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Undertale reference???
when it's quite late, and you've had a glass of wine, and you find yourself missing your ex and have to talk yourself out of reaching out, just to say hi, yknow? see how she's doing. tell her she looks happy.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
when it's quite late, and you've had a glass of wine, and you find yourself missing your ex and have to talk yourself out of reaching out, just to say hi, yknow? see how she's doing. tell her she looks happy.
please enjoy this aesthetic picture of my evening glass of wine
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
please enjoy this aesthetic picture of my evening glass of wine
Nothing will convince me that the Werewires aren't designed to look like parasite-controlled snails
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Nothing will convince me that the Werewires aren't designed to look like parasite-controlled snails
If I had lots of money and didn't spend all my time either working or sleeping, I would dress like Jean from Genshin Impact
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If I had lots of money and didn't spend all my time either working or sleeping, I would dress like Jean from Genshin Impact
Haven't slept in like 36 hours, sitting at the emergency vet, at least Dumb & Dumber is on in the waiting room
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Haven't slept in like 36 hours, sitting at the emergency vet, at least Dumb & Dumber is on in the waiting room
this is my most neurotic cat having A Concern about the Amalgamate dog in Undertale
October 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
this is my most neurotic cat having A Concern about the Amalgamate dog in Undertale
as a neurodivergent person who would've absolutely loved monastic life: yes, rosaries are fidget toys
October 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
as a neurodivergent person who would've absolutely loved monastic life: yes, rosaries are fidget toys
Not!! Tonight!! Satan!!!
October 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Not!! Tonight!! Satan!!!
shoutouts to my loser ass exes, y'all are the real ones 🙏🙏🙏
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
shoutouts to my loser ass exes, y'all are the real ones 🙏🙏🙏
Toggl's entry prompt is a little ominous
October 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Toggl's entry prompt is a little ominous
today on No Shit Sherlock
October 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
today on No Shit Sherlock
it really does though
October 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
it really does though
I threw my back out yesterday so this is my workspace for the day
October 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I threw my back out yesterday so this is my workspace for the day
my gooner phone game is doing a sanrio crossover somehow that I don't really get buuut I got the Pompom costume for Very Good Girl Emosen, and I'm very happy about that
October 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
my gooner phone game is doing a sanrio crossover somehow that I don't really get buuut I got the Pompom costume for Very Good Girl Emosen, and I'm very happy about that