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astead
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just a guy, 27 🇳🇴
sfw, inclusive journal 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

no, I am not Astead Herndon
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wow that astead guy seems quite polarizing, better follow me instead
are any of you people real
September 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
all these crumbs, and the fly in my office still managed to starve to death. that's natural selection at work.
August 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
man I need to be taken off some of these lists, though I personally do think you should follow me for my political opinions
August 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
April 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
getting older as a young millennial means waking up one day with a sudden newfound love for corduroys
December 31, 2024 at 7:16 AM
no, I don't wanna get high; I will raw dog this life until it kills me
December 31, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I hope my 450+ politically active followers don't mind listening to my rambling. the number just keeps increasing, and that's kind of funny.
December 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Reposted by astead
Schrödinger's remote worker: in their unobserved state, they’re neither working nor not working.
November 29, 2024 at 12:31 PM
do you guys ever stop drinking out of a certain water bottles because it goes ...stale somehow.

Like, it's clean and there is nothing wrong with it, but one day it feels off and you can't use it anymore. Tainted.
December 5, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I live in a capital city, and I can't find any restaurant offering Crab Rangoon on delivery. What a sick joke.
December 5, 2024 at 6:11 PM
definitely a conservative estimate
December 2, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I tried on some Carhartt overalls today at a second-hand store thinking they might suit me.

It felt like I was cosplaying a carpenter. Can't wear those to a desk job unfortunately. I still think they're neat though.
December 1, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Reposted by astead
this is a satire page and the thing i’m satirizing is me
December 1, 2024 at 5:53 PM
The latest Helldivers update looks lit
My comment is: you never know what you’ve got in you until you actually have to do it. I mean individually as well as collectively as a society! ✊🏻🇬🇪🇪🇺 More such videos on Jay’s X. #GeorgiaProtests
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by astead
Do you ever talk to someone & just knoooow their parents had to keep them on a leash as a kid?
November 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Schrödinger's remote worker: in their unobserved state, they’re neither working nor not working.
November 29, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Reposted by astead
November 28, 2024 at 11:37 AM
wow that astead guy seems quite polarizing, better follow me instead
November 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I'm not saying the answer is communism, but what if it was
November 24, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I wonder how long I'll keep getting a steady stream of free followers, this is a true monkey's paw scenario because I'm seeing absolutely no engagement from any of them
November 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM
just a heads up to the 100+ recent media personalities and US politicians who's followed me today:

I'm not Astead Herndon, but you're welcome to stay if you want
November 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
apparently I've taken the username of a local US reporter and all the people using that browser extension to transfer their followers over to bluesky ends up following me instead - wild
November 19, 2024 at 10:59 PM
scrolling the newski feed is wild sometimes.

Like, you're about to interact with what seems like an innocent post until you spot Sonic the Hedgehog foot fetish content in their profile pic and decide not to after all

no shame tho
November 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Things I like, and would love to talk about.
🎮 DayZ
🎮 Call of Duty
🎮 Forza Horizon 5
🎮 Life is Strange
📀 Title Fight
📀 Now, Now
📀 Daughter
📀 Magdalena Bay
📀 Yung Lean
🎬 Silo
🎬 Arcane
🎬 The Boys
🎬 Chernobyl
✨ Photography
✨ Music production
✨ Servers/Computers
✨ Language learning
November 19, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Hello world
November 18, 2024 at 2:07 AM