astead
@astead.bsky.social
just a guy, 27 🇳🇴
sfw, inclusive journal 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
no, I am not Astead Herndon
sfw, inclusive journal 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
no, I am not Astead Herndon
Pinned
astead
@astead.bsky.social
· Nov 25
wow that astead guy seems quite polarizing, better follow me instead
are any of you people real
September 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
are any of you people real
all these crumbs, and the fly in my office still managed to starve to death. that's natural selection at work.
August 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
all these crumbs, and the fly in my office still managed to starve to death. that's natural selection at work.
man I need to be taken off some of these lists, though I personally do think you should follow me for my political opinions
August 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
man I need to be taken off some of these lists, though I personally do think you should follow me for my political opinions
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
April 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
getting older as a young millennial means waking up one day with a sudden newfound love for corduroys
December 31, 2024 at 7:16 AM
getting older as a young millennial means waking up one day with a sudden newfound love for corduroys
no, I don't wanna get high; I will raw dog this life until it kills me
December 31, 2024 at 5:56 AM
no, I don't wanna get high; I will raw dog this life until it kills me
I hope my 450+ politically active followers don't mind listening to my rambling. the number just keeps increasing, and that's kind of funny.
December 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I hope my 450+ politically active followers don't mind listening to my rambling. the number just keeps increasing, and that's kind of funny.
Reposted by astead
Schrödinger's remote worker: in their unobserved state, they’re neither working nor not working.
November 29, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Schrödinger's remote worker: in their unobserved state, they’re neither working nor not working.
do you guys ever stop drinking out of a certain water bottles because it goes ...stale somehow.
Like, it's clean and there is nothing wrong with it, but one day it feels off and you can't use it anymore. Tainted.
Like, it's clean and there is nothing wrong with it, but one day it feels off and you can't use it anymore. Tainted.
December 5, 2024 at 11:09 PM
do you guys ever stop drinking out of a certain water bottles because it goes ...stale somehow.
Like, it's clean and there is nothing wrong with it, but one day it feels off and you can't use it anymore. Tainted.
Like, it's clean and there is nothing wrong with it, but one day it feels off and you can't use it anymore. Tainted.
I live in a capital city, and I can't find any restaurant offering Crab Rangoon on delivery. What a sick joke.
December 5, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I live in a capital city, and I can't find any restaurant offering Crab Rangoon on delivery. What a sick joke.
definitely a conservative estimate
December 2, 2024 at 10:21 PM
definitely a conservative estimate
I tried on some Carhartt overalls today at a second-hand store thinking they might suit me.
It felt like I was cosplaying a carpenter. Can't wear those to a desk job unfortunately. I still think they're neat though.
It felt like I was cosplaying a carpenter. Can't wear those to a desk job unfortunately. I still think they're neat though.
December 1, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I tried on some Carhartt overalls today at a second-hand store thinking they might suit me.
It felt like I was cosplaying a carpenter. Can't wear those to a desk job unfortunately. I still think they're neat though.
It felt like I was cosplaying a carpenter. Can't wear those to a desk job unfortunately. I still think they're neat though.
Reposted by astead
this is a satire page and the thing i’m satirizing is me
December 1, 2024 at 5:53 PM
this is a satire page and the thing i’m satirizing is me
The latest Helldivers update looks lit
My comment is: you never know what you’ve got in you until you actually have to do it. I mean individually as well as collectively as a society! ✊🏻🇬🇪🇪🇺 More such videos on Jay’s X. #GeorgiaProtests
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
The latest Helldivers update looks lit
Reposted by astead
Do you ever talk to someone & just knoooow their parents had to keep them on a leash as a kid?
November 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Do you ever talk to someone & just knoooow their parents had to keep them on a leash as a kid?
Schrödinger's remote worker: in their unobserved state, they’re neither working nor not working.
November 29, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Schrödinger's remote worker: in their unobserved state, they’re neither working nor not working.
Reposted by astead
wow that astead guy seems quite polarizing, better follow me instead
November 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
wow that astead guy seems quite polarizing, better follow me instead
I'm not saying the answer is communism, but what if it was
November 24, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I'm not saying the answer is communism, but what if it was
I wonder how long I'll keep getting a steady stream of free followers, this is a true monkey's paw scenario because I'm seeing absolutely no engagement from any of them
November 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I wonder how long I'll keep getting a steady stream of free followers, this is a true monkey's paw scenario because I'm seeing absolutely no engagement from any of them
just a heads up to the 100+ recent media personalities and US politicians who's followed me today:
I'm not Astead Herndon, but you're welcome to stay if you want
I'm not Astead Herndon, but you're welcome to stay if you want
November 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
just a heads up to the 100+ recent media personalities and US politicians who's followed me today:
I'm not Astead Herndon, but you're welcome to stay if you want
I'm not Astead Herndon, but you're welcome to stay if you want
apparently I've taken the username of a local US reporter and all the people using that browser extension to transfer their followers over to bluesky ends up following me instead - wild
November 19, 2024 at 10:59 PM
apparently I've taken the username of a local US reporter and all the people using that browser extension to transfer their followers over to bluesky ends up following me instead - wild
scrolling the newski feed is wild sometimes.
Like, you're about to interact with what seems like an innocent post until you spot Sonic the Hedgehog foot fetish content in their profile pic and decide not to after all
no shame tho
Like, you're about to interact with what seems like an innocent post until you spot Sonic the Hedgehog foot fetish content in their profile pic and decide not to after all
no shame tho
November 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
scrolling the newski feed is wild sometimes.
Like, you're about to interact with what seems like an innocent post until you spot Sonic the Hedgehog foot fetish content in their profile pic and decide not to after all
no shame tho
Like, you're about to interact with what seems like an innocent post until you spot Sonic the Hedgehog foot fetish content in their profile pic and decide not to after all
no shame tho
Things I like, and would love to talk about.
🎮 DayZ
🎮 Call of Duty
🎮 Forza Horizon 5
🎮 Life is Strange
📀 Title Fight
📀 Now, Now
📀 Daughter
📀 Magdalena Bay
📀 Yung Lean
🎬 Silo
🎬 Arcane
🎬 The Boys
🎬 Chernobyl
✨ Photography
✨ Music production
✨ Servers/Computers
✨ Language learning
🎮 DayZ
🎮 Call of Duty
🎮 Forza Horizon 5
🎮 Life is Strange
📀 Title Fight
📀 Now, Now
📀 Daughter
📀 Magdalena Bay
📀 Yung Lean
🎬 Silo
🎬 Arcane
🎬 The Boys
🎬 Chernobyl
✨ Photography
✨ Music production
✨ Servers/Computers
✨ Language learning
November 19, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Things I like, and would love to talk about.
🎮 DayZ
🎮 Call of Duty
🎮 Forza Horizon 5
🎮 Life is Strange
📀 Title Fight
📀 Now, Now
📀 Daughter
📀 Magdalena Bay
📀 Yung Lean
🎬 Silo
🎬 Arcane
🎬 The Boys
🎬 Chernobyl
✨ Photography
✨ Music production
✨ Servers/Computers
✨ Language learning
🎮 DayZ
🎮 Call of Duty
🎮 Forza Horizon 5
🎮 Life is Strange
📀 Title Fight
📀 Now, Now
📀 Daughter
📀 Magdalena Bay
📀 Yung Lean
🎬 Silo
🎬 Arcane
🎬 The Boys
🎬 Chernobyl
✨ Photography
✨ Music production
✨ Servers/Computers
✨ Language learning