James Aspnes
aspnes.bsky.social
James Aspnes
@aspnes.bsky.social
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fortran favors the old
February 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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"Hey, PS17, grandad mentioned a game called 'Bubble Bobble'. Can you run that?"

The PlayStation thought. "No, but I can emulate an earlier platform, that can emulate an earlier platform, that can emulate-"

"How many layers of emulation will you have to run?"

"Twelve."

"I hope it's worth it."
February 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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"Don't feel guilt over your past atrocities" is actually a common Roman salutation.
January 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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What's the statute of limitations on a diss? I may want to sue a grade school bully for saying that my Mama's so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with a paycheck
January 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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the world, long under a single hegemon, must engage in multipolar warfare. long engaged in multipolar warfare, must be put under a single hegemon.
January 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM