Aspen
@aspennoodle.bsky.social
She/They/It (anything but he) 🏳️⚧️
20, minors DNI
Voice actress (DM me if you need voiceover!)
20, minors DNI
Voice actress (DM me if you need voiceover!)
You know, 90% of the time someone says "I'm sorry I'm probably weirding you out," they're actually being adorable little creatures and you know know that I cherish you, I love you twin, you looking mad breedable today ❤️
The other 10% of the time it's someone trauma dumping LMAO
The other 10% of the time it's someone trauma dumping LMAO
August 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
You know, 90% of the time someone says "I'm sorry I'm probably weirding you out," they're actually being adorable little creatures and you know know that I cherish you, I love you twin, you looking mad breedable today ❤️
The other 10% of the time it's someone trauma dumping LMAO
The other 10% of the time it's someone trauma dumping LMAO
I don't encourage radical measures, but I wouldn't be upset if somebody did... You know, the thing
August 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I don't encourage radical measures, but I wouldn't be upset if somebody did... You know, the thing
The movie was epic, would recommend
August 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The movie was epic, would recommend
Dear people who don't use text messages:
WHY DO U HATE ME WTF IDK WHAT I DIDDDDDDDD
🥺🥺🥺
I'm just a girl in the world
Just a silly girl, you wouldn't wanna make me SAD would you???
WHY DO U HATE ME WTF IDK WHAT I DIDDDDDDDD
🥺🥺🥺
I'm just a girl in the world
Just a silly girl, you wouldn't wanna make me SAD would you???
August 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Dear people who don't use text messages:
WHY DO U HATE ME WTF IDK WHAT I DIDDDDDDDD
🥺🥺🥺
I'm just a girl in the world
Just a silly girl, you wouldn't wanna make me SAD would you???
WHY DO U HATE ME WTF IDK WHAT I DIDDDDDDDD
🥺🥺🥺
I'm just a girl in the world
Just a silly girl, you wouldn't wanna make me SAD would you???
How to tell if there's gators in a body of water in Louisiana:
First, place hand in water
Observe the surface of the water for a moment
Was the water wet?
If yes, there's gators
If no, go fuck yourself you're lying there's gators in there anyway
First, place hand in water
Observe the surface of the water for a moment
Was the water wet?
If yes, there's gators
If no, go fuck yourself you're lying there's gators in there anyway
August 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How to tell if there's gators in a body of water in Louisiana:
First, place hand in water
Observe the surface of the water for a moment
Was the water wet?
If yes, there's gators
If no, go fuck yourself you're lying there's gators in there anyway
First, place hand in water
Observe the surface of the water for a moment
Was the water wet?
If yes, there's gators
If no, go fuck yourself you're lying there's gators in there anyway
Aspen-fried rice for dinner :3
July 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Aspen-fried rice for dinner :3
This isn't too desperate, right?
July 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This isn't too desperate, right?
I love getting stuff off the top shelf at stores for the short Hispanic moms cooking for their families ❤️
One of the few things I like about being tall
One of the few things I like about being tall
July 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I love getting stuff off the top shelf at stores for the short Hispanic moms cooking for their families ❤️
One of the few things I like about being tall
One of the few things I like about being tall
This rosin straight out the cart hits like keef goddamn
July 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This rosin straight out the cart hits like keef goddamn
old air gun stopped working, so I made it my prop gun ;3
July 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
old air gun stopped working, so I made it my prop gun ;3
Just painted my boots and gave them new laces!
July 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Just painted my boots and gave them new laces!
This whole marriage arc is confusing me, guys. I don't know what dialogue options I clicked to end up here 🥹
July 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This whole marriage arc is confusing me, guys. I don't know what dialogue options I clicked to end up here 🥹
Got asked if I was a service member or had family in the military, and I'm tired so for some reason I panicked and went "Dad, Fiance, 3 friends, Aunt, Grandpa"
Which is all true but so unnecessary, I need to stop drinking caffeine so early 💀💀💀
Which is all true but so unnecessary, I need to stop drinking caffeine so early 💀💀💀
June 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Got asked if I was a service member or had family in the military, and I'm tired so for some reason I panicked and went "Dad, Fiance, 3 friends, Aunt, Grandpa"
Which is all true but so unnecessary, I need to stop drinking caffeine so early 💀💀💀
Which is all true but so unnecessary, I need to stop drinking caffeine so early 💀💀💀
Reposted by Aspen
I survived because the love inside me burned brighter than the girls haha girls yay yay i love multiple girls kissing me :3
transgirls be like 'relationships hard', my sister in christ, you made the polycule
April 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I survived because the love inside me burned brighter than the girls haha girls yay yay i love multiple girls kissing me :3
Just letting you guys know, Israel didn't make a "preemptive" attack, that was a normal one. Like that's just an attack, there's nothing "preemptive" about it 😭
June 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Just letting you guys know, Israel didn't make a "preemptive" attack, that was a normal one. Like that's just an attack, there's nothing "preemptive" about it 😭
I was gonna say something funny but I forgot. Here's my coat I made today!!!
Inspired by Ulysses' duster in Fallout New Vegas
Inspired by Ulysses' duster in Fallout New Vegas
June 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I was gonna say something funny but I forgot. Here's my coat I made today!!!
Inspired by Ulysses' duster in Fallout New Vegas
Inspired by Ulysses' duster in Fallout New Vegas
Man, these hattiesburg riots sure are crazy guys... Someone accidentally stepped on my foot, could have died 🥹
June 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Man, these hattiesburg riots sure are crazy guys... Someone accidentally stepped on my foot, could have died 🥹
If it really "isn't all cops" then the pigs worth a damn need to step the fuck up.
June 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If it really "isn't all cops" then the pigs worth a damn need to step the fuck up.
PSA:
👏HUMANS 👏ARE 👏BIODEGRADABLE, 👏IT 👏IS 👏OKAY 👏TO 👏LEAVE 👏THEM IN 👏THE 👏WOODS👏
👏HUMANS 👏ARE 👏BIODEGRADABLE, 👏IT 👏IS 👏OKAY 👏TO 👏LEAVE 👏THEM IN 👏THE 👏WOODS👏
June 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
PSA:
👏HUMANS 👏ARE 👏BIODEGRADABLE, 👏IT 👏IS 👏OKAY 👏TO 👏LEAVE 👏THEM IN 👏THE 👏WOODS👏
👏HUMANS 👏ARE 👏BIODEGRADABLE, 👏IT 👏IS 👏OKAY 👏TO 👏LEAVE 👏THEM IN 👏THE 👏WOODS👏
My son, my protector 🥹❤️❤️❤️
June 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My son, my protector 🥹❤️❤️❤️
"boys will be boys"
Sir, your daughter just asked me to clicker train her.
Sir, your daughter just asked me to clicker train her.
May 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"boys will be boys"
Sir, your daughter just asked me to clicker train her.
Sir, your daughter just asked me to clicker train her.
Progress on my wine:
I've acquired spring water from a local canyon, will boil it just in case
I've acquired spring water from a local canyon, will boil it just in case
May 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Progress on my wine:
I've acquired spring water from a local canyon, will boil it just in case
I've acquired spring water from a local canyon, will boil it just in case
Reposted by Aspen
I’m so happy i started transitioning 2 and a half years ago and started working towards the body I’ve always wanted 💕
January 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m so happy i started transitioning 2 and a half years ago and started working towards the body I’ve always wanted 💕
Need to take it doggy so I can say "erm, he's right behind me... Isn't he..."
May 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Need to take it doggy so I can say "erm, he's right behind me... Isn't he..."