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Diaz and Lemons are the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of the Department of Justice.
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Diaz and Lemons are the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of the Department of Justice.
If god created both man and woman in his image, then god must be both male and female.
If Eve was made from Adam's rib, then she must have been XY, and was thus trans. And given that she bore at least two children, god must be very good at gender affirming surgery.
I'm just sayin'.
If Eve was made from Adam's rib, then she must have been XY, and was thus trans. And given that she bore at least two children, god must be very good at gender affirming surgery.
I'm just sayin'.
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If god created both man and woman in his image, then god must be both male and female.
If Eve was made from Adam's rib, then she must have been XY, and was thus trans. And given that she bore at least two children, god must be very good at gender affirming surgery.
I'm just sayin'.
If Eve was made from Adam's rib, then she must have been XY, and was thus trans. And given that she bore at least two children, god must be very good at gender affirming surgery.
I'm just sayin'.
Having a bad case of FOMO, I gave myself glioblastoma, diabetes, and ALS to fully enjoy all of the benefits available to me under the very generous family PPO plan provided by my wife's employer. It's been worth it just for all the free narcotics!
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Having a bad case of FOMO, I gave myself glioblastoma, diabetes, and ALS to fully enjoy all of the benefits available to me under the very generous family PPO plan provided by my wife's employer. It's been worth it just for all the free narcotics!
Cato and the "Libertarians" are soooo frustrating! Good on some issues -- civil liberties, immigration -- absolutely shitty and stupid on everything else (due, largely, to their silly, shallow ideas about "liberty.")
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Cato and the "Libertarians" are soooo frustrating! Good on some issues -- civil liberties, immigration -- absolutely shitty and stupid on everything else (due, largely, to their silly, shallow ideas about "liberty.")
His home life must be hellish. Poor guy . . . .
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
His home life must be hellish. Poor guy . . . .
I hope I live long enough to shit on his grave.
October 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I hope I live long enough to shit on his grave.
86 that deranged sociopath.
October 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
86 that deranged sociopath.
The constant, brazen, shameless lying is making me feel I might go postal at any minute.
October 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The constant, brazen, shameless lying is making me feel I might go postal at any minute.
"The work speaks for itself," Herr Hitler concluded. “Everyone can take with him the consciousness that he has helped to build a monument that will outlast many centuries and bear witness to our epoch as the first structure of the new Great Germany."
www.nytimes.com/1939/01/10/a...
www.nytimes.com/1939/01/10/a...
HITLER DEDICATES NEW CHANCELLERY; Mammoth Building Required Nine Months' Work by 8,000 Men for Its Completion LABORERS PUT IN HOTELS Chancellor Explains That He Remains Simple at Home but Must Have Pu...
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"The work speaks for itself," Herr Hitler concluded. “Everyone can take with him the consciousness that he has helped to build a monument that will outlast many centuries and bear witness to our epoch as the first structure of the new Great Germany."
www.nytimes.com/1939/01/10/a...
www.nytimes.com/1939/01/10/a...
Well, they voted for this, so . . .
October 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Well, they voted for this, so . . .
Nazis driving a Rogue. Perfect!
October 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Nazis driving a Rogue. Perfect!
Hmm. Could it be . . . anti-Semitism?
Once White Supremacists were finished using anti-Semitism as a cudgel to beat up on "elite" institutions, it was only a matter of time before they remembered that they really hate Jews, who, as Semites, aren't really "white." Maybe that time is now.
Once White Supremacists were finished using anti-Semitism as a cudgel to beat up on "elite" institutions, it was only a matter of time before they remembered that they really hate Jews, who, as Semites, aren't really "white." Maybe that time is now.
October 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hmm. Could it be . . . anti-Semitism?
Once White Supremacists were finished using anti-Semitism as a cudgel to beat up on "elite" institutions, it was only a matter of time before they remembered that they really hate Jews, who, as Semites, aren't really "white." Maybe that time is now.
Once White Supremacists were finished using anti-Semitism as a cudgel to beat up on "elite" institutions, it was only a matter of time before they remembered that they really hate Jews, who, as Semites, aren't really "white." Maybe that time is now.
Night of the Long Knives?
September 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Night of the Long Knives?
This Congress? Impeachment? Not now, not ever.
September 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This Congress? Impeachment? Not now, not ever.
Just when I thought I couldn't hate him any more, I find myself hating him more.
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just when I thought I couldn't hate him any more, I find myself hating him more.
"National Social-ism." Can't get much clearer than that.
September 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"National Social-ism." Can't get much clearer than that.
If true, it's a plot twist that should drive the Kirkists completely insane: The "trans partner" turns out to be a hero, cooperating with the cops and prosecutors and giving them all the info they need to peg Robinson as a trans-loving libtard.
How will they spin this??
How will they spin this??
September 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If true, it's a plot twist that should drive the Kirkists completely insane: The "trans partner" turns out to be a hero, cooperating with the cops and prosecutors and giving them all the info they need to peg Robinson as a trans-loving libtard.
How will they spin this??
How will they spin this??
As does Satan.
September 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
As does Satan.
Jewish Nazi, Nazi-ing.
September 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Jewish Nazi, Nazi-ing.
Hey, you're famous (again)!
September 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hey, you're famous (again)!
I don't thing it's a "distraction": I'm fairly certain the goal of these deployments is to incite protests that will, inevitably, turn violent, thus providing Trump with a pretext to invoke the Insurrection Act, suspend habeas corpus, and become the fascist dictator he desperately wants to be.
September 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I don't thing it's a "distraction": I'm fairly certain the goal of these deployments is to incite protests that will, inevitably, turn violent, thus providing Trump with a pretext to invoke the Insurrection Act, suspend habeas corpus, and become the fascist dictator he desperately wants to be.
Kavanaugh's "concurrence" is so terrifying that I had to stop reading at several points to allow my blood pressure to subside.
The Court, like Congress, clearly sees it role as expediting the consolidation of fascist control of the federal government buy Shitler and his brownshirts.
We fucked.
The Court, like Congress, clearly sees it role as expediting the consolidation of fascist control of the federal government buy Shitler and his brownshirts.
We fucked.
September 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Kavanaugh's "concurrence" is so terrifying that I had to stop reading at several points to allow my blood pressure to subside.
The Court, like Congress, clearly sees it role as expediting the consolidation of fascist control of the federal government buy Shitler and his brownshirts.
We fucked.
The Court, like Congress, clearly sees it role as expediting the consolidation of fascist control of the federal government buy Shitler and his brownshirts.
We fucked.
So, just another day at the Supreme Court.
September 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So, just another day at the Supreme Court.