I feel this way a lot of times but right now I miss Gawker so so much
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I feel this way a lot of times but right now I miss Gawker so so much
I’m thrilled to see more eco-friendly holiday decorations rising in popularity but the profusion of paper chains and stars and dried orange garlands across crafty social media platforms is really giving wartime rationing vibes
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m thrilled to see more eco-friendly holiday decorations rising in popularity but the profusion of paper chains and stars and dried orange garlands across crafty social media platforms is really giving wartime rationing vibes
Hot new recession indicator: Aēsop *15%* off sale
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hot new recession indicator: Aēsop *15%* off sale
Substack notes is just tumblr for people with bachelor’s degrees
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Substack notes is just tumblr for people with bachelor’s degrees
Arrived at the time in my life where I inexplicably deeply badly need to purchase a Subaru Baja
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Arrived at the time in my life where I inexplicably deeply badly need to purchase a Subaru Baja
Engaging in the age-old humiliation ritual of updating my CV
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Engaging in the age-old humiliation ritual of updating my CV
About once a week I’ll see this guy carrying a 6-quart Cambro of (tomato-based?) soup down the busy street, and I just think that’s a beautiful thing
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
About once a week I’ll see this guy carrying a 6-quart Cambro of (tomato-based?) soup down the busy street, and I just think that’s a beautiful thing
Rest in piss, Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Rest in piss, Dick Cheney
It’s cool that people are canceling their Spotify subscriptions because they’re running ICE ads, but then posting about it on Instagram, a platform that also runs ICE ads
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s cool that people are canceling their Spotify subscriptions because they’re running ICE ads, but then posting about it on Instagram, a platform that also runs ICE ads
Dumped a bunch of hemp seeds into my Frosted Flakes this morning, ask me for more nutrition advice~
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dumped a bunch of hemp seeds into my Frosted Flakes this morning, ask me for more nutrition advice~
Love to emphatically vote YES for the parks levy and basically any other social good funded with property taxes. I don’t own a house and never will, it doesn’t matter to me. You say, oh, well won’t your landlord raise your rent? Baby, my landlord raises the rent no matter. 💁🏼
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Love to emphatically vote YES for the parks levy and basically any other social good funded with property taxes. I don’t own a house and never will, it doesn’t matter to me. You say, oh, well won’t your landlord raise your rent? Baby, my landlord raises the rent no matter. 💁🏼
Kinda crazy that no matter who is in the White House, they always manage to hire press secretaries that have literal rocks for brains
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Why Biden’s White House Press Secretary Is Leaving the Democratic Party
Karine Jean-Pierre feels that Democrats were so mean to Biden that she is becoming an Independent.
www.newyorker.com
October 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Kinda crazy that no matter who is in the White House, they always manage to hire press secretaries that have literal rocks for brains
www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
Out: women with digestive issues
In: women with sinus issues
In: women with sinus issues
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Out: women with digestive issues
In: women with sinus issues
In: women with sinus issues
Unfortunate current events have cause to remind me that Little Dark Age still really whips
October 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Unfortunate current events have cause to remind me that Little Dark Age still really whips
Allowing myself a moment to stop dreading the state of everything to inject pure uncut schadenfreude into my veins as more details emerge in the Billups illegal gambling/insider betting indictments
October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Allowing myself a moment to stop dreading the state of everything to inject pure uncut schadenfreude into my veins as more details emerge in the Billups illegal gambling/insider betting indictments
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I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector
The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Me. in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us th...
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October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
Guess I’m glad that Platner is getting milkshake ducked before being elected into a crucial seat and not after (e.g., Fetterman).
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Guess I’m glad that Platner is getting milkshake ducked before being elected into a crucial seat and not after (e.g., Fetterman).
Hitting an annoying disequilibrium of t-shirts that are getting too tatty to wear outside but are not quite falling apart enough to justify throwing them out.
October 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hitting an annoying disequilibrium of t-shirts that are getting too tatty to wear outside but are not quite falling apart enough to justify throwing them out.
September and October are always the most intense work months of my year where I’m working 10-18 hour days, so I get to enjoy a naturally sharp decrease in my media consumption, which would be fine if crazy bad shit didn’t always seem to happen around now.
October 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
September and October are always the most intense work months of my year where I’m working 10-18 hour days, so I get to enjoy a naturally sharp decrease in my media consumption, which would be fine if crazy bad shit didn’t always seem to happen around now.
If we’re gonna do our own Years of Lead can we also do the historically concurrent cinema renaissance?
September 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If we’re gonna do our own Years of Lead can we also do the historically concurrent cinema renaissance?
Sorry to report my brain left my body while prepping dinner earlier and I forgot how to truss properly and accidentally did the shibari chicken meme
September 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Sorry to report my brain left my body while prepping dinner earlier and I forgot how to truss properly and accidentally did the shibari chicken meme
Honey Don’t! was really fun. It was like going to the movies in 2005. Classic Coen-esque setup of dumb criminals in a small town, charming actors, great sets and costumes, and a tight 89 minute runtime— hard to ask for more at the theater anymore.
September 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Honey Don’t! was really fun. It was like going to the movies in 2005. Classic Coen-esque setup of dumb criminals in a small town, charming actors, great sets and costumes, and a tight 89 minute runtime— hard to ask for more at the theater anymore.
The one kinda upshot of being terminally online is that you’re not for one second fooled by the reputation laundering attempt of Chris Rufo writing a twee puff piece about the beauty of train travel and posted by the Free Press in IG-digestible slides, unlike, well, many of my Instagram friends
August 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The one kinda upshot of being terminally online is that you’re not for one second fooled by the reputation laundering attempt of Chris Rufo writing a twee puff piece about the beauty of train travel and posted by the Free Press in IG-digestible slides, unlike, well, many of my Instagram friends
A completely zero stakes annoyance of mine is that for its bespoke short-linking domain name, NYT chose to deliberately misspell it as nyti[.]ms using the ccTLD for Montserrat instead of nytim[.]es using the ccTLD for Spain.
August 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
A completely zero stakes annoyance of mine is that for its bespoke short-linking domain name, NYT chose to deliberately misspell it as nyti[.]ms using the ccTLD for Montserrat instead of nytim[.]es using the ccTLD for Spain.
Love to live in the world where we need to regularly play the guessing game: illegal fireworks or gunfire?
August 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Love to live in the world where we need to regularly play the guessing game: illegal fireworks or gunfire?