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There needs to be regulations on not using sour cream in eggs. It's a damn travesty.

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August 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
asidedish.bsky.social
Pro #Writing Tip: if you want to break into Hollywood, watch the movie The Town. Pretty much a playbook for how to break in to places.

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July 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Pro #Writing Tip: if you want to get some good feedback, cup the hell out of the mic, then yell at your sound engineer - preferably about your new #screenplay.

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July 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Pro #Writing Tip: Don't not avoid doing things you're told you shouldn't not do.

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June 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Pro #Writing Tip: If you want producers to not be able to put down your script, use Dermabond instead of super glue. It's stronger 👍

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June 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Pro #Writing Tip: enter late, and leave early. Don't apply this just to your scripts, apply this to your general meetings as well. Producers will respect your dedication to the craft.

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June 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
asidedish.bsky.social
Wrote this line as a joke, now I can't tell if it's actually decent. What say you, #scriptsky?

The average sex therapist would sooner have you gargle salty cum for canker sores than salty water.

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June 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
asidedish.bsky.social
And on the seventh day, there was a seventh page. #seventhpagesunday

Even during the apocalypse, one brave soul kept a Whataburger in operation 🙏

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May 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Every time I feel down about my #writing, I take solace in the fact that I'm fucking stupid. If I can write as well as I do while being a bumbling idiot, is that not all the more impressive?

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May 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
asidedish.bsky.social
Can I make watching paint dry exciting?

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May 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
asidedish.bsky.social
#TussleTuesday

Wrote this a couple years ago. Superhero pilot spec. Will either really land, or REALLY not.

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May 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
asidedish.bsky.social
New high-concept #film idea: the engineer who decided where you could access Honda Civics' driver side turn signal bulb is burned alive for eternity.

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May 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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The only #writing partner I need.

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May 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
asidedish.bsky.social
Apparently, a few people have taken exception to my use of the phrase lily-livered lords, and think I ought to use the word cowardly instead. To them I say: shut the hell up.

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May 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
asidedish.bsky.social
Feeling Jaded

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May 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Title: Unstuck
Format: Animated Feature

Logline: After a beloved family car is stolen, its loyal bumper stickers set off on a perilous journey across highways, junkyards, and big-city traffic to find their way back to their rightful home.

#LoglineMonday #writing #scriptsky #screenwriting
May 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
asidedish.bsky.social
New movie idea: Swapping Serbians. Nikola Jokic and Nikola Jovic swap places. That's it, that's the schtick.

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May 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
asidedish.bsky.social
#Scriptsky: still wondering what the market is for writers who can knock out a great 10-15 first pages of a script, then shits the bed on plot.

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April 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
asidedish.bsky.social
I think we should normalize giving in-script instructions to choreographers. Teach your superheroes to punch a heavybag properly, please 🤦

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April 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
asidedish.bsky.social
Pro #Writing Tip: if you're having trouble staring at the blank page, just start typing by typing one word: the chemical name for the protein titin. 189k words, there's your novel.

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April 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I haven't posted in three days. So, here.

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April 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
asidedish.bsky.social
Does YOUR screenplay have karate forces ghosts? If not, what're you even doing? 🥋

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April 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
asidedish.bsky.social
I can't tell if me thinking it'd be funny to have a character mistake the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell makes me a genius writer or a terrible one..

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April 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
asidedish.bsky.social
#Writers: you can't just have your Chosen One going around causing chaos and going unchecked. You must follow the proper procedures as set forth by the Department of Prophetic Affairs (DPA) in the MCOR.

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April 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM