ashton
@ashtonwontshutup.bsky.social
Neurodivergent, anti-fascist, professional cry baby, and pop culture enthusiast ⭐️
Almost crashed out bc someone asked me for if I’ve sent out a coupon this month. Read the room???????? Idgaf about business bitch the world????? HELLO
June 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Almost crashed out bc someone asked me for if I’ve sent out a coupon this month. Read the room???????? Idgaf about business bitch the world????? HELLO
Anyway blah blah blah Fuck Ice, happy pride, free Palestine
June 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Anyway blah blah blah Fuck Ice, happy pride, free Palestine
The fantasy/fictional moral superiority posts on Threads needs to be studied. We also need a psychoanalysis on the people who believe them. (It’s like 80% of posts on there yall are just dumb)
June 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The fantasy/fictional moral superiority posts on Threads needs to be studied. We also need a psychoanalysis on the people who believe them. (It’s like 80% of posts on there yall are just dumb)
Can NoDoubt tour without that lady? I would see them in a heartbeat
June 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Can NoDoubt tour without that lady? I would see them in a heartbeat
I just watched “The Last Showgirl” (LOVED) and Pam looks soooo much like my mom when she isn’t wearing makeup it actually tripped me out so much ??????
May 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I just watched “The Last Showgirl” (LOVED) and Pam looks soooo much like my mom when she isn’t wearing makeup it actually tripped me out so much ??????
I have a one eyed cat and Willie does this at home for attention - his groomer sent me this and called him a pirate 😭🩷 he’s so dramatic I love him so much
May 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I have a one eyed cat and Willie does this at home for attention - his groomer sent me this and called him a pirate 😭🩷 he’s so dramatic I love him so much
Idc if I’m going to poor I will never give up being an artist again. Who else will represent the community of chunky monoline doodle lovers?????
May 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Idc if I’m going to poor I will never give up being an artist again. Who else will represent the community of chunky monoline doodle lovers?????
I can tell I’m on the brink of losing it because I’ve been waving at my neighbors all friendly like. Idk what the correlation is but it makes sense.
May 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I can tell I’m on the brink of losing it because I’ve been waving at my neighbors all friendly like. Idk what the correlation is but it makes sense.
I feel bad for Typhoid Mary. I know she was like, real nasty, but… bless her heart. ❤️🩹
May 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I feel bad for Typhoid Mary. I know she was like, real nasty, but… bless her heart. ❤️🩹
I passed on it and now I’m mad bc I didn’t take the meeting or sign the NDA and don’t know what it was really for 👺👺👺
I got offered a really good opportunity for a nice amount of money but the work load is a lot and I don’t know what to dooooooooooooooo
May 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I passed on it and now I’m mad bc I didn’t take the meeting or sign the NDA and don’t know what it was really for 👺👺👺
I got offered a really good opportunity for a nice amount of money but the work load is a lot and I don’t know what to dooooooooooooooo
May 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I got offered a really good opportunity for a nice amount of money but the work load is a lot and I don’t know what to dooooooooooooooo
I love seeing people go through breakups (with losers) they instantly look so much hotter and happier!!!!
May 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I love seeing people go through breakups (with losers) they instantly look so much hotter and happier!!!!
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The likelihood that the newly elected pope has consumed a Chicago style hot dog is not zero. And that means something.
Chicago celebrates cultural victory with native son, Pope Leo XIV
The likelihood that the newly elected pope has consumed a Chicago style hot dog is not zero. And that means something.
www.npr.org
May 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The likelihood that the newly elected pope has consumed a Chicago style hot dog is not zero. And that means something.
I have to be extra nice to Chad tomorrow because I’m being extra annoying today 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
May 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have to be extra nice to Chad tomorrow because I’m being extra annoying today 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
I hate having teeth like I get it we need them but why do they have to have nerves
May 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I hate having teeth like I get it we need them but why do they have to have nerves
I can’t stop saying “me as helly” to annoy my partner but now like I for real for real can’t stop saying it help
May 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I can’t stop saying “me as helly” to annoy my partner but now like I for real for real can’t stop saying it help
I hope someone is held accountable for framing karen read this case shouldn’t even be happening still
May 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I hope someone is held accountable for framing karen read this case shouldn’t even be happening still
The writing on the handmaids tale this season is SO bad 😭😭😭 what is happening
May 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The writing on the handmaids tale this season is SO bad 😭😭😭 what is happening
Flashing lights get on my nerves now. I think that’s a mid life indicator.
April 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Flashing lights get on my nerves now. I think that’s a mid life indicator.
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The U.S. is woefully unprepared for the wave of small business failures that 100% tariffs on China will bring if they last more than a month or two
April 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The U.S. is woefully unprepared for the wave of small business failures that 100% tariffs on China will bring if they last more than a month or two
About to ask a TikTok tarot reader what to do about my business I’m scared and probably totally screwed
April 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
About to ask a TikTok tarot reader what to do about my business I’m scared and probably totally screwed
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Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up
March 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up
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KKKaroline at the next press conference.
March 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
KKKaroline at the next press conference.
I wonder what social media video clips of me they would use if I ended up on a murder show one day (victim)
March 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I wonder what social media video clips of me they would use if I ended up on a murder show one day (victim)
Why aren’t all the MAGA bros, and families for that matter, trading in their cars and trucks for Teslas?? Is that the line??
March 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Why aren’t all the MAGA bros, and families for that matter, trading in their cars and trucks for Teslas?? Is that the line??