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Ashley
@ashleytwo.bsky.social
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Not sure if I'll be using this, but parking it for now.
Video games (even though I rarely play), gym, sarcasm and trying to learn Italian and Spanish.
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Cancelling your subscription? On Frasier Crane day!?
Photo of Kelsey Grammar and others singing on stage with text reading "The Real Frasier Day Rally Seattle - September 11, 1997"
August 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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"you on the wanker list mate?"
The "always has been" meme. Two astronauts in space facing the Earth. The one closest to the camera is pointing a gun at the one in front's head, who is turned away from them
July 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Marge Simpson in a sitting position in front of the sofa at night illuminated by the glow of the tv. Her eyes are wired as if she is tired and not slept. The rest of the family are in the doorway looking worried.
July 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ashleytwo.bsky.social
10.
Mr Burns holding a mystery box covered in question marks with a sinister smile
May 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
ashleytwo.bsky.social
jus' saying
screenshot of a forum topic called 'Social Media in the Post-Twitter Era'
March 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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a screenshot from the film arrival of two characters looking upwards at a nearly closed black circle with a slightly hazy/blurry edge and one end has something akin to roots or spikes coming out of it
March 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Edited screenshot from The Simpsons of Jasper stood at the front of a class. It has been edited so that Paddington Bear is lay horizontally in his hands. The text reads "A polite bear from Peru who wears a red hat and a duffel coat? That's a Paddington"
March 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ashleytwo.bsky.social
this is legit where I learnt this word too
Simpsons gif of Bart on the phone pressing a button and looking annoyed and impatient. The text reads "you have selected regicide"
February 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
ashleytwo.bsky.social
Sophie, an elderly lady hunched over with a cane, from Howl's Moving Castle saying "It's not easy being old"
January 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ashleytwo.bsky.social
You can do it
screenshot from the Buffy musical edited to read (or sing maybe) "Hey I've done it twice"
January 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Screenshot from the SImpsons photoshopped to show Marge holding an airport gate in her hand with the caption "I just think they're neat!"
January 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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screenshot from The Simpsons of a giant hand with hand-written text on it. It reads "I'm tired of these jokes about my weird hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when ..." and then the text is smaller and harder to decipher.
January 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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The Simpsons gif of Sideshow Bob showing his "Die Bart, Die" on his chest with the caption changed to read "No. That's French for The, Bos, The."
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Also the disrespect here
screenshot of the bluesky alt text pop up for the previous gif (Kirby in a spaceship saying konnichiwa) where the default alt text reads "a cartoon character named konnichiwa is sitting in a spaceship"
November 24, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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gif from the ecco the dolphin game where ecco is jumping in and out of the water at aggressive speed
November 23, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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I was thinking this but that also works: a.pinatafarm.com/600x595/ca0c...
November 14, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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Arrested Development screenshot of Barry holding up a photo saying "those are balls"
June 24, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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screenshot from Parks and Recreation of Leslie on the phone with the caption "Hey Leslie, it's Leslie. Hang in there. I love you. Bye"
April 2, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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I met someone in Buenos Aires who had this sticker and I can't think of a better way of learning Spanish
Photo of a flask with a sticker of Stacy Lovell from The Simpsons holding a drink with the text "ahora no, estoy muy ebria" on it
February 25, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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Principle Skinner from The Simpsons sat in his office chair looking through the blinds which are casting a distinct shadow on him. He is gripping the chair arms and looking angry as he is having a Vietnam flashback.
December 18, 2023 at 6:14 PM
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It me
Mirror selfie wearing a t-shirt with a silhouette of a dinosaur and the word "herbivore". I'm wearing a Christmas hat because it was Christmas.
November 28, 2023 at 4:03 PM
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Joey from Friends gleefully pointing at himself on TV
October 7, 2023 at 8:36 AM
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@brandrick.bsky.social thought you'd like to pay respects to this fallen comrade.
Photo of an upside-down Wii Balance Board at the side of the street.
September 22, 2023 at 12:37 PM
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Follow up saying "to clarify, please see attached"
Graffito on a wall that reads "Have a WANK feels great!"
August 31, 2023 at 11:06 AM
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And provided about 10 second respite amongst the constant "ball?"
Photo of the same dog with a muddy ball in its mouth looking up at the camera pleading to have the ball thrown
August 10, 2023 at 5:11 PM