the dogs are sleeping on the couch, the music is playing on the tv
February 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the dogs are sleeping on the couch, the music is playing on the tv
finally oiled my boots
February 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
finally oiled my boots
Caught Fig drinking out of the toilet. Emma had left her pee in it. Now I’m calling him Oedi-piss
January 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Caught Fig drinking out of the toilet. Emma had left her pee in it. Now I’m calling him Oedi-piss
Don’t sleep on salted peanuts
January 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Don’t sleep on salted peanuts
As the clock struck midnight I kissed emma and then ran to the bathroom behind the stage as the band played auld lang syne. I never get the d word but I had ordered fried kalamari for my nye dinner
January 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
As the clock struck midnight I kissed emma and then ran to the bathroom behind the stage as the band played auld lang syne. I never get the d word but I had ordered fried kalamari for my nye dinner
On the first morning of 2025 my girlfriend and her dog sleep later than usual
January 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
On the first morning of 2025 my girlfriend and her dog sleep later than usual
Sam’s club pizza xanax
December 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Sam’s club pizza xanax
Moonlight, Christmas lights, and neons all in my view
December 16, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Moonlight, Christmas lights, and neons all in my view
Fresh meat right here for the squites
August 15, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Fresh meat right here for the squites
Go kart in the sky
August 15, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Go kart in the sky
Sometimes I’m like a bird in a tree
August 15, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Sometimes I’m like a bird in a tree
The humid air brings so many feelings and memories
August 13, 2023 at 3:20 PM
The humid air brings so many feelings and memories
Listening to oldies in bed
August 13, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Listening to oldies in bed
Looking like out west, feeling like back east
August 13, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Looking like out west, feeling like back east
I feel like being silly and annoying
August 5, 2023 at 6:07 AM
I feel like being silly and annoying
For someone who doesn’t drink much I’m a really good chugger
August 4, 2023 at 3:41 AM
For someone who doesn’t drink much I’m a really good chugger
Enjoyed lunch break with feet in the ice cold creek
July 25, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Enjoyed lunch break with feet in the ice cold creek
Life’s a dance you learn as you go
July 25, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Life’s a dance you learn as you go
Still thinking about the wooden trout on a stick I didn’t get
July 25, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Still thinking about the wooden trout on a stick I didn’t get