Ashley M.
@ashleydmac9.bsky.social
CA native currently residing in NC. Wife & mama of 2 - one human and one dog. Battery-operated heart warrior. Easily distracted by airplanes. ❤️✈️🌈✌🏻she/her
After 5+ years of stay-at-home-mom life, tomorrow I officially go back to work full time. I’m excited and extremely thankful that a great opportunity pretty much fell into my lap, but man, I am GOING THROUGH IT right now. 🥺
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
After 5+ years of stay-at-home-mom life, tomorrow I officially go back to work full time. I’m excited and extremely thankful that a great opportunity pretty much fell into my lap, but man, I am GOING THROUGH IT right now. 🥺
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Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh, so he totally stole the money
…I think my dog is broken. 😂
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
…I think my dog is broken. 😂
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I'm disappointed. I spent nearly two full days in Portland and was never once shot at, robbed, accosted, kidnapped, threatened, nor physically abused during the day, or did I have stench of tear gas, mace, or pepper spray invade my room at night.
It's almost as if some people were lying.
It's almost as if some people were lying.
October 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm disappointed. I spent nearly two full days in Portland and was never once shot at, robbed, accosted, kidnapped, threatened, nor physically abused during the day, or did I have stench of tear gas, mace, or pepper spray invade my room at night.
It's almost as if some people were lying.
It's almost as if some people were lying.
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*34 felony convictions liked this post*
September 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully
in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
September 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully
in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
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Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
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This is the playbook, folks.
If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.
Do not be quiet in this moment.
If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.
Do not be quiet in this moment.
September 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This is the playbook, folks.
If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.
Do not be quiet in this moment.
If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.
Do not be quiet in this moment.
Every day I become more and more confident in my choice to be one and done
“Why aren’t people having kids?” says the party of anti-vaccine, anti-childcare, and pro-child suicide policy decisions.
September 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Every day I become more and more confident in my choice to be one and done
Damn. 😭
LA Kings captain Anze Kopitar is set to retire at the end of this season.
This coming season will be his 20th NHL season. 👏
This coming season will be his 20th NHL season. 👏
September 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Damn. 😭
Why the fuck am I getting this in North Carolina?
September 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Why the fuck am I getting this in North Carolina?
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*wii sports aww noise*
Trump was spotted this morning in a white polo, MAGA hat and black pants as he heads to a golf course in Virginia, per pool
August 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
*wii sports aww noise*
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If you’re an online adult over 30, you’ve probably already been part of multiple mass exoduses from formerly popular social media websites.
Leaving Twitter is no different from leaving Facebook, Tumblr, or MySpace - which is why I don’t buy these justifications for continuing to post there.
Leaving Twitter is no different from leaving Facebook, Tumblr, or MySpace - which is why I don’t buy these justifications for continuing to post there.
In mid-2025, I think it’s genuinely absurd to argue that abandoning posting on Twitter is tantamount to abandoning the internet - and arguing publicly for our beliefs on the internet - entirely.
Twitter today is vastly smaller and less influential than it was.
Twitter today is vastly smaller and less influential than it was.
That's quite a shift in your final sentence. Previously, the topic at hand had been "if you're going to keep posting on Twitter," but then suddenly the topic shifts to "if you're going to keep posting on the internet" -- as if Twitter and the internet were one and the same.
August 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If you’re an online adult over 30, you’ve probably already been part of multiple mass exoduses from formerly popular social media websites.
Leaving Twitter is no different from leaving Facebook, Tumblr, or MySpace - which is why I don’t buy these justifications for continuing to post there.
Leaving Twitter is no different from leaving Facebook, Tumblr, or MySpace - which is why I don’t buy these justifications for continuing to post there.
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Have no idea why Van Halen, the Pointer Sisters, and Kris Kross just came up on my playlist just now
This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why
August 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Have no idea why Van Halen, the Pointer Sisters, and Kris Kross just came up on my playlist just now
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My baby girl is officially a kindergartner. 😭😭😭
July 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My baby girl is officially a kindergartner. 😭😭😭
Officially an EV family! ⚡️🔌
July 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Officially an EV family! ⚡️🔌
King of the Hill legend.
July 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
King of the Hill legend.
The process of buying a new vehicle S U C K S.
July 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The process of buying a new vehicle S U C K S.
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He can't be serious.
Mike Johnson Blasted After Claiming All Congress Can Do After Texas Floods Is 'Pray'
Of course 🙄
www.comicsands.com
July 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
He can't be serious.
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I don’t know what’s wrong with people who still use X. You’re getting your breaking news and sports chat from a Nazi site. Draw a line
July 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don’t know what’s wrong with people who still use X. You’re getting your breaking news and sports chat from a Nazi site. Draw a line
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To the “I voted for this” crowd:
You voted for the guy who gutted the National Weather Service. Now we’ve got dead families and missing kids in Texas, because storm warnings didn’t go out in time. And he gutted FEMA so they can’t properly respond to disasters.
That’s what you voted for?
You voted for the guy who gutted the National Weather Service. Now we’ve got dead families and missing kids in Texas, because storm warnings didn’t go out in time. And he gutted FEMA so they can’t properly respond to disasters.
That’s what you voted for?
July 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
To the “I voted for this” crowd:
You voted for the guy who gutted the National Weather Service. Now we’ve got dead families and missing kids in Texas, because storm warnings didn’t go out in time. And he gutted FEMA so they can’t properly respond to disasters.
That’s what you voted for?
You voted for the guy who gutted the National Weather Service. Now we’ve got dead families and missing kids in Texas, because storm warnings didn’t go out in time. And he gutted FEMA so they can’t properly respond to disasters.
That’s what you voted for?