Ashleigh
@ashleighlynne.bsky.social
blue dot in a very red florida panhandle creating my echo chamber because A BITCH IS TIRED.
also a mom. ND. chronically ill. reads a lot. substitute teacher. wiener dog enthusiast.
also a mom. ND. chronically ill. reads a lot. substitute teacher. wiener dog enthusiast.
dear eyebrow product makers,
we. want. auburn. as. a. color.
we. want. auburn. as. a. color.
January 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
dear eyebrow product makers,
we. want. auburn. as. a. color.
we. want. auburn. as. a. color.
ok real question: how are yall out here affording multiple pairs of glasses? even using zenni, a pair of glasses is like $70-80 for me. are yall just not as blind as i am or
January 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
ok real question: how are yall out here affording multiple pairs of glasses? even using zenni, a pair of glasses is like $70-80 for me. are yall just not as blind as i am or
you know how in madeline, miss clavel bolts upright in bed and exclaims “something is not right!” ? that’s me rn. something is not right.
January 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
you know how in madeline, miss clavel bolts upright in bed and exclaims “something is not right!” ? that’s me rn. something is not right.
i think the six year old is warning us or something idk
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i think the six year old is warning us or something idk
today during morning drop off a teacher told me i was pretty and asked if i wanted to sub for her in two weeks.
not sure if she was buttering me up but i obviously said yes. #substitute
not sure if she was buttering me up but i obviously said yes. #substitute
December 5, 2024 at 4:24 PM
today during morning drop off a teacher told me i was pretty and asked if i wanted to sub for her in two weeks.
not sure if she was buttering me up but i obviously said yes. #substitute
not sure if she was buttering me up but i obviously said yes. #substitute
do current teens and tweens know what three way calling is? how do they surprise attack their frenemies on the phone?
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 PM
do current teens and tweens know what three way calling is? how do they surprise attack their frenemies on the phone?
also bring back grunge urban decay. bring back revlon streetwear.
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 AM
also bring back grunge urban decay. bring back revlon streetwear.
every time i see a comparison of 1996 urban decay nail polish and 2016 rerelease urban decay nail polish i have to wonder if they just guessed at the colors because none of them are correct
November 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
every time i see a comparison of 1996 urban decay nail polish and 2016 rerelease urban decay nail polish i have to wonder if they just guessed at the colors because none of them are correct
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@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social
Has this one come across your desk yet?
I feel like it captures this "Fall of the Broman Empire" as someone else tactfully put it
Has this one come across your desk yet?
I feel like it captures this "Fall of the Broman Empire" as someone else tactfully put it
November 24, 2024 at 4:17 AM
@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social
Has this one come across your desk yet?
I feel like it captures this "Fall of the Broman Empire" as someone else tactfully put it
Has this one come across your desk yet?
I feel like it captures this "Fall of the Broman Empire" as someone else tactfully put it
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📌I'm a Navy vet, and was the Managing Editor of Stars & Stripes, the editorially independent newspaper that covers the troops and their families overseas.
📌I wish to GOD I never had to write this, but you REALLY need to read it.
(And if you are asking what to do, share it. Information is POWER.)
📌I wish to GOD I never had to write this, but you REALLY need to read it.
(And if you are asking what to do, share it. Information is POWER.)
WARNING SHOT
The America-attacking Trump is coming for our military, and then US ...
dearlstephens.substack.com
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
📌I'm a Navy vet, and was the Managing Editor of Stars & Stripes, the editorially independent newspaper that covers the troops and their families overseas.
📌I wish to GOD I never had to write this, but you REALLY need to read it.
(And if you are asking what to do, share it. Information is POWER.)
📌I wish to GOD I never had to write this, but you REALLY need to read it.
(And if you are asking what to do, share it. Information is POWER.)
absolutely love that my dog looks likes she’s contemplating her existence at least four times a day
November 19, 2024 at 3:22 AM
absolutely love that my dog looks likes she’s contemplating her existence at least four times a day
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The whole country is now the dog in the fire GIF.
I mean, I knew we knew that, but Matt Gaetz is just the perfect encapsulation.
I mean, I knew we knew that, but Matt Gaetz is just the perfect encapsulation.
November 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
The whole country is now the dog in the fire GIF.
I mean, I knew we knew that, but Matt Gaetz is just the perfect encapsulation.
I mean, I knew we knew that, but Matt Gaetz is just the perfect encapsulation.
MATT GAETZ?!
this is a fuckin circus.
this is a fuckin circus.
November 13, 2024 at 9:24 PM
MATT GAETZ?!
this is a fuckin circus.
this is a fuckin circus.
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Me everyday, for the next 4+ years:
November 12, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Me everyday, for the next 4+ years:
winnie is here to be everyone’s emotional support ween.
November 12, 2024 at 5:49 PM
winnie is here to be everyone’s emotional support ween.
oh i already like this more than threads
November 12, 2024 at 5:38 PM
oh i already like this more than threads
this apartment has me losing my mind. out here thinking i’m the problem when the power was randomly off in half the apartment. apparently for the neighbors too so i know im not totally losing it.
October 17, 2023 at 11:53 AM
this apartment has me losing my mind. out here thinking i’m the problem when the power was randomly off in half the apartment. apparently for the neighbors too so i know im not totally losing it.
“look! your gun is the same color as mommy’s switchblade!” what in the santa rosa county is happening here
August 26, 2023 at 11:28 PM
“look! your gun is the same color as mommy’s switchblade!” what in the santa rosa county is happening here
didn’t know it was possible to spell magnolia wrong until this week
August 21, 2023 at 7:08 PM
didn’t know it was possible to spell magnolia wrong until this week
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RWers unironically acting out this tweet, a thread:
August 17, 2023 at 1:19 AM
RWers unironically acting out this tweet, a thread:
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"I'm not like the other girls-" I hiss as the sun comes up & scurry quickly back into the sewers
August 16, 2023 at 5:09 AM
"I'm not like the other girls-" I hiss as the sun comes up & scurry quickly back into the sewers
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Well there’s a shocker.
'Blind Side' subject Oher alleges Tuohys made millions off lie
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38190720/blind-side-subject-michael-oher-alleges-adoption-was-lie-family-took-all-film-proceeds
'Blind Side' subject Oher alleges Tuohys made millions off lie
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38190720/blind-side-subject-michael-oher-alleges-adoption-was-lie-family-took-all-film-proceeds
'Blind Side' subject Oher alleges Tuohys made millions off lie - ESPN
In a 14-page court petition, the former NFL star alleges that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy never adopted him, instead tricking him into signing a document that gave them legal authority to make business ...
www.espn.com
August 14, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Well there’s a shocker.
'Blind Side' subject Oher alleges Tuohys made millions off lie
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38190720/blind-side-subject-michael-oher-alleges-adoption-was-lie-family-took-all-film-proceeds
'Blind Side' subject Oher alleges Tuohys made millions off lie
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/38190720/blind-side-subject-michael-oher-alleges-adoption-was-lie-family-took-all-film-proceeds
me to Scarlett while dropping her off: have a good day! make good choices! be gay do crime!
Scarlett: hail satan.
Scarlett: hail satan.
August 14, 2023 at 1:25 PM
me to Scarlett while dropping her off: have a good day! make good choices! be gay do crime!
Scarlett: hail satan.
Scarlett: hail satan.
listen there are very few things in life as humbling as seeing yourself on security camera footage
August 14, 2023 at 2:16 AM
listen there are very few things in life as humbling as seeing yourself on security camera footage
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When dealing with a troll, there's a point at which you call out their lack of seriousness and move on. Zuck has just done that to Musk.
"Elon won't confirm a date, then says he needs surgery, and now asks to do a practice round in my backyard instead. If Elon ever gets serious about a real date and official event, he knows how to reach me." 💀
August 13, 2023 at 10:51 PM
When dealing with a troll, there's a point at which you call out their lack of seriousness and move on. Zuck has just done that to Musk.