ashley
@ashgailj.bsky.social
she•her / infj / talking to myself publicly / corporate prawn / pigeon enthusiast / former baby
Among the many reasons I’ve been avoiding applying to in person roles, I’d have to say the #1 reason is I’d lose the ability to go crazy on my walking pad two hours a day while I work
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Among the many reasons I’ve been avoiding applying to in person roles, I’d have to say the #1 reason is I’d lose the ability to go crazy on my walking pad two hours a day while I work
current manifestation: “my jury duty is cancelled. I am not selected for jury duty. I am so relieved”
February 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
current manifestation: “my jury duty is cancelled. I am not selected for jury duty. I am so relieved”
So last night my phone started making bird noises at like 1am and I still don’t know the cause. I didn’t have any apps open but if I turned my volume up it would start chirping. I thought I was dreaming at first but I’m sure it was an alarm glitch. It stopped when I restarted my phone but yoinks
February 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
So last night my phone started making bird noises at like 1am and I still don’t know the cause. I didn’t have any apps open but if I turned my volume up it would start chirping. I thought I was dreaming at first but I’m sure it was an alarm glitch. It stopped when I restarted my phone but yoinks
Trump waking up each day deciding which country he’s gonna piss off next until they all collectively destroy us
patrick star from spongebob squarepants with his hands folded
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants with his hands folded
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Trump waking up each day deciding which country he’s gonna piss off next until they all collectively destroy us
anyone else overwhelmed with the current transition of social media apps at the moment? I keep hearing about so many and I don’t know which ones to gravitate to
February 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
anyone else overwhelmed with the current transition of social media apps at the moment? I keep hearing about so many and I don’t know which ones to gravitate to
finally warm enough for me to go on my after work walks this week AND the sun sets at 6. I AM SO BACK
February 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
finally warm enough for me to go on my after work walks this week AND the sun sets at 6. I AM SO BACK
If I were rich I’d open up a place called “sip and soup”. It’d basically be a bar that also sells soup. Medieval music would play in the background. There’d be cozy warm lighting inside and a huge patio outside. I have a vision okay
January 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If I were rich I’d open up a place called “sip and soup”. It’d basically be a bar that also sells soup. Medieval music would play in the background. There’d be cozy warm lighting inside and a huge patio outside. I have a vision okay
“We have some big news right now”
a woman is smiling and making a funny face while wearing a white shirt .
ALT: a woman is smiling and making a funny face while wearing a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“We have some big news right now”
I’ve loved tiktok but it’s changing like Twitter did :(
feel free to follow if you’re also trying to build community!
lately I’ve been on political rants 😅 but also like:
- astrology
- spirituality
- numerology
- nintendo/switch
- urbanism
- diys
- nature
- reality tv
- general yapping
#promosky
feel free to follow if you’re also trying to build community!
lately I’ve been on political rants 😅 but also like:
- astrology
- spirituality
- numerology
- nintendo/switch
- urbanism
- diys
- nature
- reality tv
- general yapping
#promosky
January 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’ve loved tiktok but it’s changing like Twitter did :(
feel free to follow if you’re also trying to build community!
lately I’ve been on political rants 😅 but also like:
- astrology
- spirituality
- numerology
- nintendo/switch
- urbanism
- diys
- nature
- reality tv
- general yapping
#promosky
feel free to follow if you’re also trying to build community!
lately I’ve been on political rants 😅 but also like:
- astrology
- spirituality
- numerology
- nintendo/switch
- urbanism
- diys
- nature
- reality tv
- general yapping
#promosky
How it’s felt being one of the people who meta made auto follow trump and no one I know in IRL having this experience
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
How it’s felt being one of the people who meta made auto follow trump and no one I know in IRL having this experience
Reposted by ashley
Day 1:
Plain white eggs: $4.33
Gas: $2.88/gallon
✅Elon Musk gave the “Heil Hitler” salute at the DC parade after Trump’s inauguration.
✅The Trump administration shut down the border to asylum seekers.
✅Meta forced millions of Facebook users to follow Trump.
Plain white eggs: $4.33
Gas: $2.88/gallon
✅Elon Musk gave the “Heil Hitler” salute at the DC parade after Trump’s inauguration.
✅The Trump administration shut down the border to asylum seekers.
✅Meta forced millions of Facebook users to follow Trump.
January 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Day 1:
Plain white eggs: $4.33
Gas: $2.88/gallon
✅Elon Musk gave the “Heil Hitler” salute at the DC parade after Trump’s inauguration.
✅The Trump administration shut down the border to asylum seekers.
✅Meta forced millions of Facebook users to follow Trump.
Plain white eggs: $4.33
Gas: $2.88/gallon
✅Elon Musk gave the “Heil Hitler” salute at the DC parade after Trump’s inauguration.
✅The Trump administration shut down the border to asylum seekers.
✅Meta forced millions of Facebook users to follow Trump.
Did anyone else log in to Facebook to see that it had you auto-follow trump? I’m horrified 😭 I’ve NEVER followed him
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Did anyone else log in to Facebook to see that it had you auto-follow trump? I’m horrified 😭 I’ve NEVER followed him
Let’s go back to neopets
January 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Let’s go back to neopets
god Instagram reels is so bad I want to cry
January 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
god Instagram reels is so bad I want to cry
Trump is going to “save” tiktok after being the one who wanted it banned in the first place. And then the app will never be the same again. It will basically be like what happened to Twitter now that it’s X. It’s gonna be pure right wing propaganda
January 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Trump is going to “save” tiktok after being the one who wanted it banned in the first place. And then the app will never be the same again. It will basically be like what happened to Twitter now that it’s X. It’s gonna be pure right wing propaganda
I wish I could “like react” to an email
January 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I wish I could “like react” to an email
Reposted by ashley
snow in Dallas either ends up being way more chill than expected OR the apocalypse
January 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
snow in Dallas either ends up being way more chill than expected OR the apocalypse
officially obsessed with recess mood drinks omg 10/10
January 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
officially obsessed with recess mood drinks omg 10/10
can’t wait to meet all of my goals and become the best version of myself this year while experiencing climate change and once in a lifetime historical events
January 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
can’t wait to meet all of my goals and become the best version of myself this year while experiencing climate change and once in a lifetime historical events
Exactly one week into 2025. LA is on fire. Trump is discussing taking over countries and changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Mind you, it’s been one week.
January 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Exactly one week into 2025. LA is on fire. Trump is discussing taking over countries and changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Mind you, it’s been one week.
I’ve seen like a million angel numbers this week. I don’t know if I should be excited or nervous about that
January 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’ve seen like a million angel numbers this week. I don’t know if I should be excited or nervous about that
I keep re entering the kitchen and bathroom to make sure my faucets didn’t magically stop dripping
January 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I keep re entering the kitchen and bathroom to make sure my faucets didn’t magically stop dripping
Was not prepared for an AI voice to take my order at the Taco Bell drive through
January 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Was not prepared for an AI voice to take my order at the Taco Bell drive through
google maps you are a dirty bitch for making me take a u-turn in the middle of a busy Dallas intersection with no protected left turn. I want to pee my pants
January 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
google maps you are a dirty bitch for making me take a u-turn in the middle of a busy Dallas intersection with no protected left turn. I want to pee my pants